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Soft and Hard... A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."  
(For Funkpill, thanks again for all the jokes!)
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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"With love, honor, and respect for every living thing in the universe, separation ceases, and we all become one being, singing one song." - Prince Roger Nelson (1958-2016) | |
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We need more comedy threads like this!!
"With love, honor, and respect for every living thing in the universe, separation ceases, and we all become one being, singing one song." - Prince Roger Nelson (1958-2016) | |
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Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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*pulls down romper* Murica: at least it's not Sudan. | |
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A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel attached to his groin.
Bartender says "wow, that looks like it hurts". The pirate says "Arrr...it's drivin me nuts"! [Edited 5/26/17 2:09am] |
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^^ Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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