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If I came back as a Dolphin... the reincarnation thread Okay, if you could be reincarnated as anything, what would it be? Me, I'd want to come back as my ex-wife's cat. That feline has the best life. He's completely doted upon, night and day, and totally spoiled rotten. Sure, I'd have to poop in a sandbox, but the benefits far outweigh the inconvenience!
NOTE: this thread is not to be used to debate whether or not reincarnation actually exists. If you wanna start a thread about that, go over to the Politics & Religion forum. This is just for fun. 
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I would want to come back as a man, they have it made. They dont get cramps. I think you ladies know what I'm talkin about.  | |
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Paisley said: I would want to come back as a man, they have it made. They dont get cramps. I think you ladies know what I'm talkin about.
Not a bad idea, to come back as the opposite sex. Of course, if I came back as a woman, I'd definitely be a lesbian... 
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JediMaster said: Paisley said: I would want to come back as a man, they have it made. They dont get cramps. I think you ladies know what I'm talkin about.
Not a bad idea, to come back as the opposite sex. Of course, if I came back as a woman, I'd definitely be a lesbian... Hey dont be gettin no funny ideas now!  | |
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I want to come back as a rock and get an acting part in the next flinstones movie. | |
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drop of water | |
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As one of your tears...
(this IS a Prince site...someone was bound to say it eventually...) | |
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me. | |
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AaronFantastic said: me.
You'd want to come back as me??... :O...I'm flattered... | |
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I'd come back as a woman, and play with myself constantly! | |
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I'd be Prime Minister Tony Blair so I could look in a mirror and masturbate all the time. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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I'd want to come back as me...only smarter. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'd be Prime Minister Tony Blair so I could look in a mirror and masturbate all the time.
And with that iage burned into my mind for all eternity, I shall now go vomit!
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Paisley said: I would want to come back as a man, they have it made. They dont get cramps. I think you ladies know what I'm talkin about.
NO! 
I have no idea what you are talking about...you're just making up crap.  | |
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JediMaster said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I'd be Prime Minister Tony Blair so I could look in a mirror and masturbate all the time.
And with that iage burned into my mind for all eternity, I shall now go vomit! Actually, I think I'd come back as Cherie Blair so I could have sex with him all the time. I'd get some hot tea and a popsycle and show him what I could do!  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Can I return as me...
knowing what I know now??? :PRAY: ...thought ya knew!!...  life Sexy u all | |
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A ladybird - u only live a few days and those days will b all u ever will recall... and so i can move on after that to something warmer - -like hell | |
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I wanna come back as a Bonobo monkey, they are the best! --------------------------------------------------
Her face was my favourite magazine Her body was my favourite book to read -------------------------------------------------- | |
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wellbeyond said: AaronFantastic said: me.
You'd want to come back as me??... :O...I'm flattered... ME!  | |
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Isn't there an ORGer called Thedolphindancer?
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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My cat.
Ah, I wish I were my cat. All it's life, it has been like a ninja on a holiday. | |
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jumping on the bandwagon again...
i'd wanna be a cat as well...but could I choose to be a cat with nice owners who wouldn't declaw me and let me go outside occasionally? that'd be the life... | |
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endorphin74 said: jumping on the bandwagon again...
i'd wanna be a cat as well...but could I choose to be a cat with nice owners who wouldn't declaw me and let me go outside occasionally? that'd be the life... 
Declaw you!? That's perverse! | |
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Prince's guitar..just being held close to his warm groin, him plucking my strings while we make sweet music together 
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