OK...
SO I USE TO PEE IN THE TUB
AND THE POOL
AND THE YARD
AND THE BED
AND MY PANTS
IT WAS THE FIRST GRADE

SO FUCK OFF!!! :MAD2:

Oh, so some of you don't pee in the shower, eh? I bet you don't masturbate or pick your nose either? Of course not.

Fucking lying bastards.

tackam said:

ConsciousContact said:

You don't piss?

Dayum,
I've done much WORSE stuff with my piss...

Some folks are UPTIGHT, aren't they???

LOL...Oh, MAN, I grossed out my ex-girlfriend when I admitted that I peed in the shower. Hey, it's porcelain, and it goes down the drain...

Also, urine is 100% sterile. There are NO germs in urine. Lil' factoid...

I miss peeing in the shower...now that I only have a bathtub where I live, I don't get the option...cos peeing in the bathtub would be REALLY GROSS


when I was younger, we'd go to those house parties that were raging with a 15 person wait for the bathroom...my friends and I would double up, so one would pee in the shower/tub and the other in the toilet...it saved lotsa time

I don't feel that is appropriate any more, so if you ever invite me over, I promise to not pee in your tub!

i used 2 pee in the bathtub while takin a bath when i wuz little.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ewww!

actually, I'm sure I did too...

endorphin74 said:

yeah, i'd be sittin there and i'd get the urge 2 go...i just went right there in the bath water.

EXTRACT FROM "UROPATHY, The Most Powerful Holistic Therapy"
http://users.erols.com/ma...uthor.html
The former Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai, wrote a simple book explaining the benefits of urine therapy. Many of the books on urine therapy are published by naturist doctors in the United States, Europe and the Orient. There are ancient manuscripts discovered in the pyramids of Egypt dating back to 3,000 B.C. that explain the therapeutic values of urine.

The first medical book ever written "The Hippocratic Texts" (1,000 B.C.) mentions urine 182 times. In the Kings James version of the Bible you will find numerous references to Uropathy. Proverbs 13-14 states, "The law of the wise is a fountain of life, to depart from the snares of death." John 4-14 says "But the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life." John 7-38 claims, "He that believeth in me as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water."

Just in case it crosses your mind, I do practice everything I preach. If it is mentioned in this book, I have done it and used it. Before I started talking about urine therapy, I had been drinking my urine and using it for two years. Some of the new applications described in this book are my own personal discoveries, others are the experiences of daring pioneers who wanted to try something that had never been done before. Hundreds of people have directly or indirectly contributed to make this one of the best books available on auto-therapy and home remedies through UROPATHY or urine therapy.

Breathing vapors of urine for illnesses associated with sinuses, bronchial tubes and congested lungs is one of them. Pure urine-rectal-implants is another and powerful discovery. Fermented to expel tape worms, amoebas and other parasites from the intestine is known in India but it had never been popularized in the rest of the world.

The universal remedy (diluted urine applied sublingually) and urine injections are simple, yet powerful vaccines for all allergies and infections. These new applications and discoveries were not mentioned in "The water of life" and most other books until now. These applications – especially the rectal implants and the universal remedy – reactivate the lymphatic system, stimulate cleansing and the production of antibodies ten times faster than just drinking urine.

These great discoveries motivated me to compile all I have learned and perpetuate it by writing "UROPATHY, The Most Powerful Holistic Therapy," as my contribution to the evolution of mankind. I hope you use it wisely and share it with others.

xxaxx

just a thought: what does pee taste like, anyway? and i ain't gonna even go take a leak in a cup and find out, so that's out...

The Universal Remedy
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The Universal Remedy is a very powerful formula that can get rid of the pain caused by a tooth infection or an ear infection in 10 to 20 minutes. This formula is a foolproof auto-therapeutic vaccine that stimulates the production of antibodies in a matter of 10 to 20 minutes therefore, the universal remedy is also great for high fevers regardless of what is causing them. This remedy helps your body overcome all bacterial and viral infections along with the fever, swelling, tumors and pain associated with them. Contrary to the limited range of antibiotics, the Universal Remedy is extremely effective against all bacterial infections regardless of where they are manifesting in the body and regardless of the type of bacteria that are causing the infections.

The universal remedy is very effective because it contains ingredients that are specific to the health problems of each patient. Those ingredients help the body fight the microbial infections that are afflicting it at the time you use it.

Warning: I, Martin Lara, am not a Physician or a Medical Doctor. A am allergic to antibiotics, and I invented this formula to use anytime and for any condition that normally requires antibiotics.



In a small bottle with a dropper mix and shake well:

2 drops of urine and one tablespoon of water, or juice, or liquor or a mixture of the above.

Then apply 4 drops of the mixture

under the tongue every 2 hours

when sick or anytime you feel that your health is compromised. This is a great alternative for anyone who is allergic to antibiotics or doesn't want to use them.




How to prepare it. To prepare the universal remedy mix two drops of urine and a tablespoon of water in a small bottle and shake vigorously for ten seconds. I recommend using a half-ounce-bottle with a dropper although any container can be used. In an emergency you can use a medicine or vitamin bottle, a folded leaf, egg shell, sea shell, bottle cap or large spoon to mix the ingredients. And you can measure de drops with your fingers, a piece of cloth, a straw or any other instrument. As a last resort, apply a drop of pure urine under the tongue at the suggested intervals. One optional ingredient you can add to this formula is 5 to 20 drops of clear liquor such as Gin, white Rum or Vodka. However, the liquor is not mandatory.

The liquor is suggested as a camouflage, but you can also use a herbal extract, a little juice, liquid medicine or anything else. The camouflage is suggested for fuzzy children or adults who may question the ingredients of your home-remedies.

When you want to camouflage the universal remedy, prepare it in a herbal essence bottle or a liquid vitamins-bottle, which coincidently comes with a dropper. Adults can use pure liquor instead of water. The liquid you use does not enhance or reduce the therapeutic effect of this formula.

The universal remedy does not require refrigeration when you prepare it with water or with any other liquid. When you are sick, carry it conveniently in your purse or pocket so that you can use it frequently. I recommend preparing a new mixture every week or so because it will spoil, get cloudy and develop a strong odor after two weeks. It will not be harmful to use it even when it has a strong odor, but it may be embarrassing if someone notices.

How to use it. To stimulate the production of antibodies in about 15 minutes, apply 4 drops of the diluted urine mixture under the tongue or in one of the ears at intervals of less than two hours. Diluted urine must be applied in the ears or under the tongue because there is a strong suction in these organs that pulls the ingredients in urine into lymphatic glands and nodes which is where the body produced antibodies to fight all microbial diseases. There are no lymphatic glands and nodes in the kidneys, in the bladder or in the passage along the urethra. The only lymphatic glands and nodes that can be used to produce antibodies are the ones below the ears of below the jawbone. When facing dramatic situations such as a high fever, painful tooth infection, growing tumor anywhere in the body, facial abscess or any other kind of swollen gland or node, apply the drops every half hour.

It is necessary to apply the diluted urine every two hours or less because the body is constantly producing more white-blood-cells to defend itself, specially when it is sick. The new white-blood-cells must be immunized before they can be successful fighting a disease. If they are not immunized consistently with the universal remedy, they die and become pus creating a growing and painful tumor which aggravates the symptoms and discomfort of the patient. The body of a healthy person normally produces antibodies, but it usually requires 48 hours or more. The Universal Remedy, on the other hand, accomplishes the same task in 15 to 20 minutes.

When facing an advanced illness applying the universal remedy should be the last thing you do before falling to sleep and the first one to do after awakening. If you wake up in the middle of the night apply the drops under the tongue but do not wake up just for that unless you have a serious problem. A concerned parent, friend or nurse can apply the drops inside the lips of the sleeping patient without awakening him. Applying it this way is equally effective.

The universal remedy is very effective to shrink swollen and painful lymphatic glands and nodes, however these types of problems required consistent application of the diluted urine drops during several weeks. Though they take longer, they have been reduced in size and healed completely with the universal remedy.

HIV-killing-proteins in your saliva. It was recently revealed that saliva contains powerful proteins that destroy HIV, the retro-virus accused of causing AIDS. The same proteins are also in the urine of pregnant women, in the urine of new mothers, in tears and in breast milk. In addition to these proteins there are protective bacteria in the mouth that produce Hydrogen Peroxide making saliva a universal antiseptic that is readily available to all the animals in our planet. Nature armed all its animals with this powerful weapon so they can lick their wounds and protect them with these antiseptics. Not only can saliva protect the wounds of all animals, they can also protect the animals from the microorganisms that could enter their wounds, mouths and their bodies to cause diseases.

Urine may contain malignant microorganisms but saliva destroys them to protect the body. Just as a failing heart can pull-in nitroglycerin when it is placed under the tongue, saliva and the dead pathogens it contains are pulled into the lymphatic glands and nodes located under the jawbone. These glands and nodes are a very important part of the immune system because that is where the body produces the antibodies needed to overcome all the malignant microorganisms that could threaten it. If there are pathogens in urine they are the precise ingredients needed to stimulate the production of the antibodies needed to immunize and protect you and your loved ones against all microbial diseases. Don’t allow others to fool you and give it a try. You can always go to the doctor if it doesn’t work. Don’t take it for granted, nature is very wise.

Warning: Martin Lara is not a Physician or a Medical Doctor

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i did that, too.

In the immortal words of Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber..."Just go man...just go"... Plus...it kills the fungus that causes Athletes Foot! Really!