Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me,"

the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

An old teacher asked her student,

"If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"

The student replied, "It is obviously past."

A wife asked her husband,

"What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

TGIF...a day early!

KingBAD said:

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me,"

the answer to that is, "That's the point."

Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mother.

An old teacher asked her student,

"If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"

The student replied, "It is obviously past."

A wife asked her husband,

"What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

These are cold.

BADD!!!!