My wife has gone away on a business trip and has taken my daughter as well.
So that means I have the house all to myself .
She gets back in 4 days time...so...what should I do with my time?
I'm hoping you guys can come up with some ideas as to what I should do...I'll let you know what I pick at the end.

Ok...this should be good.

Drink. Drink much, and drink often.

You should clean the house for her.

go rent twenty movies. darken the viewing room. stay in there until you've watched them ALL

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I thought about that...but I can do that anytime anyway.

make that forty movies

Paisley said:

I do that all the time.

althom said:

Good man do you cook for her also?

hire some prostitutes... when they come over... have them read children's story books to you... and get them to vacuum... then pay them, and show them the door... they'll walk out saying "that is the kinkiest mutha we've EVER met"

this is a secret fantasy of mine

Invite bkw over and have a lot of sex and film it and then broadcast it on the internet?

XxAxX said:

I like this idea...I could watch all those horror and sci-fi movies she hates. Any good ones I should watch?

Paisley said:

I'm not very good at cooking...so my jobs are cleaning and washing up.

wait! i know, redecorate the place. paint the outside, move ALL the furniture around, switch it from room to room etc. grow a beard and pretend you don't recognize them when they get back.


or not. it's all good

Get some friends round and watch horror films,
eat junk food and drink beer.

MrBliss said:

Thanks for sharing that disturbing, but harmeless fantasy of yours.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

...well then come over to my house
and clean it for me!!!

Seeing as how you are experienced and all!!!




...thought ya knew!!...

XxAxX said:

althom said:

I think that is a "no" possibly.

Right. I understand. But you can't blame me for thinking about it.

XxAxX said:

Make sure to rent movies with extremely high nudity content

hire some prostitutes... and put on a jane fonda workout tape... make them excercise along with it ... you can too if you like, but this is optional... pay them, and show them the door

althom said:

actually yes.

here are some fun movies:

wishmaster series
warior and the sorceress - david carradine in a weird movie where all the women are topless
spawn
american werewolf in london
darkman series
doctor mordrid - master of the unknown
snow white - tales of terror
specials
trancers series
mindstorm
watchers series
witchboard series
memento
12:01
crossworlds

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

MrBliss said:

Better yet, hire them to sit there and talk to you for 4 days. That should be pretty therapeutic

XxAxX said:

I'll add some of those to my list...ta!

You should either:

A Wear your wife's clothes for the whole duration of her trip. Pretend to be her, right down to the last detail, like even sitting down when you pee. When she comes back, keep up the pretence and phone the Police.

B Hide! Hide and when they come back, jump out and scare them. Go, go hide now!

C There is no C

D Eat everything in the house, even the non-food items! And don't flush the toilet for the whole time you are alone.

E All of the above! (except C)

hire some prostitutes...watch the football with them... make them do little mexican waves at 5 minute intervals... pay them, and show them the door

mcmeekle said:

Errr...ok!

MrBliss said:

You're beginning to worry me.

MrBliss are you fond of single, by any chance? I notice you mention Prostitoots a lot. But, Althom is a married man. Shouldn't he remain chaste until his wife gets back?