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Thread started 03/22/17 5:24am

HuMpThAnG	How Come U Don't [fill in the blank]?
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Reply #1 posted 03/22/17 6:23am

EmmaMcG	Call Me Anymore
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Reply #2 posted 03/22/17 7:38am

RicoN

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shave your legs any more?

Hamburger, Hot Dog, Root Beer, Pussy

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Reply #3 posted 03/22/17 8:11am

TrivialPursuit

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...wish me a happy birthday today. wink 🎂 🎉

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...flush after you leave skids in the toilet bowl?

Sorry, it's the Hodgkin's talking.

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Reply #4 posted 03/22/17 11:48am

2freaky4church
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...Mention Janet more.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!

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Reply #5 posted 03/22/17 4:36pm

KingBAD

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— take a Tylenol/Motrin/Aleve/Midol/other OTC product, etc.?
— go on birth control?
— switch to birth control Brand XYZ? It was the best thing ever for me!
— use cramp bark/raspberry leaf tea/black haw/vitex/other herbal product, etc.?
— exercise?
— exercise: specifically, take up yoga?
— take a hot bath?
— take a nap?
— take a multivitamin?
— switch to pads?
— switch to tampons?
— switch to cloth pads?
— switch to a menstrual cup?
— cut out red meat/dairy/soy/wheat gluten/caffeine/sugar/alcohol/carbs/etc. from your diet?
— drink more (alcohol)?
— smoke pot?
— get a massage?
— go to acupuncture?
— call in sick?
— stop having sex?
— stop having periods?
— have an orgasm?
— have a hysterectomy?
— have a baby?
— have some chocolate?
— make your doctor do something that works for you?
— quit complaining and get on with your life?

-- just shut the fukkk up?

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking

STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...

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Reply #6 posted 03/22/17 4:52pm

kpowers

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Text me anymore

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Reply #7 posted 03/22/17 6:33pm

XxAxX

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send me flowers anymore?

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Reply #8 posted 03/22/17 9:04pm

luv4u

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TrivialPursuit said:

...wish me a happy birthday today. 🎂 🎉

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...flush after you leave skids in the toilet bowl?

Happy Birthday!!! party present

Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
"I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben

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Reply #9 posted 03/23/17 1:50pm

KingBAD

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woooooooooooooow...

you really gotta just post an RIP post

to get some attention with these folks...

"HOW COME YOU DON'T" POST RANDOM OBITUARIES...

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking

STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...

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