I think that he had a secret dildo collection in there and he would use those dildos to intimidate his enemies.

His enemies would tremble in fear of his Model 4000, extra-wide super fucker dildo with ribs and pumice. I also believe that he kept a jackhammer with a dildo taped to the end of it in there just in case of emergencies.

I think that Felix should listen to Pat Benatar and "stop using sex as a weapon."

If the pumice on the dildo isn't enough to intimidate his enemies... my god... RIBS? I wonder if it looks like a little man?

I cannot STAND Felix the cat. That mother fucker simply didn't live up to his title theme song--it said I would laugh so hard my sides would split--I didn't laugh once!

his secret stash.

(I don't know who Felix the Cat is).

teller said:

It actually said that you would "laugh so hard your sides will ache... your heart will go pitter pat... watching Felix... the magical cat."

I suspect that they meant that the sides of your rectum would ache from the dildoing that they were about to give you.

AzureStar said:

Isn't it obvious???

He is a cat with a big bag of dildos.

IceNine said:

Maybe he keeps some Depends brand undergarments in there.

teller said:

dildos and depends...makes sense...

teller said:

Who says that he doesn't care for his enemies? He gives them a horrible ass dildoing but he will give them a pair of Depends brand undergarments to keep their trousers clean when they pull them up.

Felix is just plain nice.

teller said:

LOL,hated felix and master cylinder.In his bag of tricks
was a heroin kit

I was told he had a big jar of barbiturates in there
to drug up his dates.

Remember Felix' reign was mostly before introduction
of rohypnol...

Probably lots of chains and instruments of torture to
tie up and folter his "dates".

Anyone with such a ghastly exhillerating and sunny
disposition must have something to hide.

A loaf of delicious meat...

HerRoyalBadness said:

in his bag not in his trousers...

George Bush jr.'s brain?


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Exactly what did Felix the cat keep in his "bag of tricks?"

IstenSzek said:

and in his trousers he had a stinking loaf of old crumbeled meat...

IstenSzek said:

Good point.

You are right... he also probably had chloroform in there.

An revolutionary asshole-bleaching device?



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Exactly what did Felix the cat keep in his "bag of tricks?"

HerRoyalBadness said:

I'm sure it was nothing more than a marble rye.

The limp little bastard.

MartyMcFly said:

There is a very good possibility of that. He was a sick, twisted ass freak.

:LOL:

Tricks = Ho's

A different "trick" for each day of the week maybe??

IceNine said:

I think that you shold set up a new altar-ego as "FelixTheCat," complete with a Felix avatar, just to bug the fuck out of everyone.
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Shrunken heads ... but thats jus' between us okay

he did laugh a lot..and have crazy 'adventures...'

Otters! Dead Otters.

Paisley said:

I think not.

IceNine said:

Yes he did!

luv4thepurple1 said:

:LOL:...

that's exactly what i was gonna say... that's where he keeps the money his hoes make from trickin'... :NOD:...



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EllisDee said:

great minds think a like!

luv4thepurple1 said: