In a tiny village lived an old maid.

In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin.

She was very proud of it.

She knew her last days were getting closer,

so she told the local undertaker that she wanted

the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully,

and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.

The men went to carve it in, but the lazy no-goods they were,

they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."

BADD!!!