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We Must Save Our Environment! Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! http://www.circus.com/~no_dhmo/
The Invisible Killer Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. Dihydrogen monoxide: is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. contributes to the "greenhouse effect." may cause severe burns. contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions! Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California. Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: as an industrial solvent and coolant. in nuclear power plants. in the production of styrofoam. as a fire retardant. in many forms of cruel animal research. in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products. Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer! The Horror Must Be Stopped! The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use. It's Not Too Late! -- Wow! I feel pretty strongly against this stuff! How dare it be legal! I just can't believe it! This is beyond me!  -------
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Damn, that's too long to read.  | |
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Dihydrogen Monoxide  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Dihydrogen Monoxide
You have such a vicious, puppy-killing personality! I'm not surprised you would love DHMO! You cruel, cruel heartless man! -------
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I should even care because...  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: bkw said: Dihydrogen Monoxide
You have such a vicious, puppy-killing personality! I'm not surprised you would love DHMO! You cruel, cruel heartless man!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: I should even care because...
It's our environment! Our people! Our earth! You must care. What if you accidentally inhale some of this shit? Dare to care, purplejackson! -------
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I say ban ALL the monoxides. Just to be sure.  | |
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bkw said: Dihydrogen Monoxide
mmm... | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: I should even care because...
It's our environment! Our people! Our earth! You must care. What if you accidentally inhale some of this shit? Dare to care, purplejackson! Damn tree-huggers! Battier, I'm ashamed of u! I never saw u as puppy-loving pansy b4. I'm disappointed! | |
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PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: I should even care because...
It's our environment! Our people! Our earth! You must care. What if you accidentally inhale some of this shit? Dare to care, purplejackson! Damn tree-huggers! Battier, I'm ashamed of u! I never saw u as puppy-loving pansy b4. I'm disappointed! Purple, can I screw you in the ass with a carrot? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: PURPLEJACKSON9 said: I should even care because...
It's our environment! Our people! Our earth! You must care. What if you accidentally inhale some of this shit? Dare to care, purplejackson! Damn tree-huggers! Battier, I'm ashamed of u! I never saw u as puppy-loving pansy b4. I'm disappointed! Purple, can I screw you in the ass with a carrot? Ye- I mean NO! Nope, not at all. Carrots are 4 pansies. | |
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The Bush administration apparently said that the amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide in our water is at acceptable levels...it's only the wackos in the environmental movement who think otherwise...!! | |
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wellbeyond said: The Bush administration apparently said that the amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide in our water is at acceptable levels...it's only the wackos in the environmental movement who think otherwise...!!
:LOL: Precisely! I am happy with the amount of dihydrogen monoxide I get! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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wellbeyond said: The Bush administration apparently said that the amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide in our water is at acceptable levels...it's only the wackos in the environmental movement who think otherwise...!!
From the mouth of genius... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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wellbeyond said: The Bush administration apparently said that the amount of Dihydrogen Monoxide in our water is at acceptable levels...it's only the wackos in the environmental movement who think otherwise...!!
I'm BattierBeMyDaddy Blair, and I say it's dangerous! -------
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 hoping like hell people understand what dihydrogen monoxide is +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
Its better to burn out than fade away.... | |
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creamychemist said: hoping like hell people understand what dihydrogen monoxide is At least four of us do: BattierBeMyDaddy WellBeyond CreamyChemist IceNine Who else? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: creamychemist said: hoping like hell people understand what dihydrogen monoxide is At least four of us do: BattierBeMyDaddy WellBeyond CreamyChemist IceNine Who else? i fear those organophosphates myself .. | |
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stepinrazor said: IceNine said: creamychemist said: hoping like hell people understand what dihydrogen monoxide is At least four of us do: BattierBeMyDaddy WellBeyond CreamyChemist IceNine Who else? i fear those organophosphates myself .. Stupid chemical companies - they should burn in hell! Uh.. Wait  +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
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creamychemist said: stepinrazor said: IceNine said: creamychemist said: hoping like hell people understand what dihydrogen monoxide is At least four of us do: BattierBeMyDaddy WellBeyond CreamyChemist IceNine Who else? i fear those organophosphates myself .. Stupid chemical companies - they should burn in hell! Uh.. Wait dont forget them genetical research conglomerates like Monsanto .. now they be fucked upp for real. .. | |
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Its water people. This is at least 5 years old. | |
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Slave2daGroove said: Its water people. This is at least 5 years old.
No it's not. You liar pants! -------
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Slave2daGroove said: Its water people. This is at least 5 years old.
I'm thirsty!  | |
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