A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government,

so for homework that one day,

she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day,

he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered,

''Look at it this way:

I'm the president, your mom is Congress,

your maid is the work force,

you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,''

said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed.

In the middle of the night,

Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying.

He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby

brother had taken a crap in his diaper.

So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help.

When he got to his parent's bedroom,

he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep.

Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring,

but his dad wasn't there.

So he went to the maid's room.

When he looked through the maid's room keyhole,

he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized

something and thinks aloud,

''OH!! Now I understand the government!

The President is fukkkin the work force,

Congress is fast asleep,

nobody cares about the people,

and the future is full of shit!''...

You posted that a few weeks ago.

Watch it, you're on your way to becoming a real P&R poster!

RodeoSchro said:

You posted that a few weeks ago.

Watch it, you're on your way to becoming a real P&R poster!

i kinda was thinkin the same thing....

take up that slack jack...

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