over heard in the checkout line:

"I started dating this guy that I've known for a long time,

and I thought, 'Oh, this'll be so great, we've been friends for a while,'

until he gave me what he thought was a compliment.

He said, 'Even though you used to be wafer thin and

you're not anymore, I'm still just as attracted to you.'

Oh yeah, he's a real smooth talker. So naturally,

I'm upset about this. I call my best friend Carla, and she goes,

'You know what -- that is such crap because, first of all,

you have never been wafer thin.'"

happy friday

BADD!!!

the truth will set you free