when i was 16 i was going out with this 'older woman'
i was always respectful of her needs, but she was always
TEACHING ME SOMETHING.
one nite she say "CALL YOUR GIRL AND TELL HER YOU WON'T BE HOME TONITE"
i'm thinkin ANOTHER NITE OF ROYALE FUCKING
the truth of the matter is i had not been by to see her
the day before and she was PISSED!!!
we swapped spit and got nekkid in the frontroom, then off
to the bedroom where the FREAKY THANGS continued.
just when i was ready to fuck she say "I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU WOULD RATHER SPEND YOOUR TIME WITH THOSE LIL BITCHES"
i'm like WHUT?
"YOU SPEND YOUR TIME WITH THOSE BITCHES LIKE YOU DON'T NEED
ME"
i'm like WHUT???
"THEY AREN'T AS GOOD FOR YOU AS I AM, EVERYTHING I OWN IS MINE"
i'm like WAIT!!! WHUT THIS GOT TO DO WITH FUCKIN???
she say "IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE BEING AROUND THEM, YOU DON'T NEED ME"sob sob sob...NO PUSSY "AND NO MEANS NO"
the next day to make up for that i took her to a jewelry shop and asked her to PLEASE pick out a diamond watch and ring, a set that would always remind her of my LOVE.
it took 45 minits of haggling to get the price down a bit
then the salesclerk asked if she wanted it NOW,
i said OF COURSE SHE DOES and she said "YES"
i put the cash on the counter, the woman said,"that will be cash then?" and i said NO
they was like "NO WHUT??? are you charging it?"
i said "NO, I'M NOT BUYING ITAND NO MEANS NO!!!"