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Blue Balls!! This is for the men obviously...Tell me your worst case of ...that dreaded state of BLUE BALLS!!! :EVILLOL: The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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kissin and dryhumpin...
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i don't know about blue balls... but i've recently been suffering from a severe case of "purple dick" | |
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ahem...for those of you that don't know what Blue Balls are...it is the term describing that fucked up scenario when you are doing just about any and everything to a woman...both of yall in heat basically...then she cuts the shit short..."ahem, we ain't fuckin"   
GIVE ME YOUR WORST SCENARIOS! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: ahem...for those of you that don't know what Blue Balls are...it is the term describing that fucked up scenario when you are doing just about any and everything to a woman...both of yall in heat basically...then she cuts the shit short..."ahem, we ain't fuckin"
GIVE ME YOUR WORST SCENARIOS! like i said... I LEARNED MY LEASON I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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i don't get blue balls.
if i've got to do something, i do it. if i don't... well, no blue balls. | |
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MrBliss said: i don't know about blue balls... but i've recently been suffering from a severe case of "purple dick"
LMFAO  this emoticon reminds me of the first hand job i got.big blue balls of ringing i had
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MrBliss said: i don't know about blue balls... but i've recently been suffering from a severe case of "purple dick"
Now that you mentioned ´purple´ this thread is probably moved to the Music and More forum...  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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I think this topic should be meant for Evilwhitemale.. I am SURE he would have an opinion on this!  | |
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AaronFantastic said: i don't get blue balls.
if i've got to do something, i do it. if i don't... well, no blue balls. don't be embarresed Aaron we all have had it once or twice...just like beatin your meat you know you've done it but of course some don't wanna tell the whole classroom huh? -------------------------------------------------
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now to answer your question Dex...I have gotten blue balls a few times...can't think of any detailed stories that I ever wanted to remember...other than the fact that I had to go home like a dog with my tail between my legs and play with SPANK the monkey until releived(NINA HARTLEY helped too)...SHAME ON ANY WOMAN WHO LEADS A DUDE ON TO THE POINT OF HIS VOLCANO ERRUPTING AND THEN LEAVIN HIM FEELIN LIKE lil boy blue... -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: now to answer your question Dex...I have gotten blue balls a few times...can't think of any detailed stories that I ever wanted to remember...other than the fact that I had to go home like a dog with my tail between my legs and play with SPANK the monkey until releived(NINA HARTLEY helped too)...SHAME ON ANY WOMAN WHO LEADS A DUDE ON TO THE POINT OF HIS VOLCANO ERRUPTING AND THEN LEAVIN HIM FEELIN LIKE lil boy blue...
awww...i like a man that can admit that... most of them say they have never done it  -
somehow that is my biggest turn-on...strange isnt it ??? THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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MrBliss said: i don't know about blue balls... but i've recently been suffering from a severe case of "purple dick"
Is that because every one is grabbing it?  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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justkelley said: pejman said: now to answer your question Dex...I have gotten blue balls a few times...can't think of any detailed stories that I ever wanted to remember...other than the fact that I had to go home like a dog with my tail between my legs and play with SPANK the monkey until releived(NINA HARTLEY helped too)...SHAME ON ANY WOMAN WHO LEADS A DUDE ON TO THE POINT OF HIS VOLCANO ERRUPTING AND THEN LEAVIN HIM FEELIN LIKE lil boy blue...
awww...i like a man that can admit that... most of them say they have never done it -
somehow that is my biggest turn-on...strange isnt it ??? strange no not at all....how far do you live from Cali? [This message was edited Tue Apr 8 8:46:02 PDT 2003 by pejman] -------------------------------------------------
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Silkyspread wrote:
I think this topic should be meant for Evilwhitemale.. I am SURE he would have an opinion on this! Well since you mentioned it, I do have an experience to share. Once I was on a date with this chick and there was a lot of teasing and anticipation through the night. I was catching a bad case of blue balls cuz I knew I was gonna catch some action eventually and she was hinting at giving me some. At that point, my scrotum was full of fluid and the swelling was killin me. So at the end of the night we're in the back seat of the car and she decides to go down on me to relieve me of the misery, ain't that sweet? She had no intention of grabbing a tissue, so she let me bust in her mouth. She got more than she bargained for cuz I filled her mouth to the bursting point. When she spit it out, it sounded like a bucket of watter splashing on the pavement. It took a little while, but eventually the pain went away. Blue balls suck! "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: Silkyspread wrote:
I think this topic should be meant for Evilwhitemale.. I am SURE he would have an opinion on this! Well since you mentioned it, I do have an experience to share. Once I was on a date with this chick and there was a lot of teasing and anticipation through the night. I was catching a bad case of blue balls cuz I knew I was gonna catch some action eventually and she was hinting at giving me some. At that point, my scrotum was full of fluid and the swelling was killin me. So at the end of the night we're in the back seat of the car and she decides to go down on me to relieve me of the misery, ain't that sweet? She had no intention of grabbing a tissue, so she let me bust in her mouth. She got more than she bargained for cuz I filled her mouth to the bursting point. When she spit it out, it sounded like a bucket of watter splashing on the pavement. It took a little while, but eventually the pain went away. Blue balls suck! I am a bit confused.. if you actually got to finsih your duty how is that blue balls..??? | |
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I would never do that to a man! 
A woman should never start anything she doesnt intend to finish! And same goes for a man... dont start anything unless YOU intend to finish also! Men are more guilty of this than women IMO! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Blue balls occurs when the semen builds up so much that it causes pain. Whether you finish or not doesn't matter. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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ChocolateInvasion said: MrBliss said: i don't know about blue balls... but i've recently been suffering from a severe case of "purple dick"
Now that you mentioned ´purple´ this thread is probably moved to the Music and More forum... JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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luv4thepurple1 wrote:
I would never do that to a man! A woman should never start anything she doesnt intend to finish! And same goes for a man... dont start anything unless YOU intend to finish also! Men are more guilty of this than women IMO! I don't think that's true. Guys are always tryin to get the ass, so they're less likely to tease a girl and leave. A lot of girls like to get the guy all wound up and then say goodnight. Now if you're referring to when the action has already started and the guy doesn't at least try to hit you off with the big "O", then that's a different story. And of course that door can swing both ways as well. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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DexMSR said: ahem...for those of you that don't know what Blue Balls are...it is the term describing that fucked up scenario when you are doing just about any and everything to a woman...both of yall in heat basically...then she cuts the shit short..."ahem, we ain't fuckin"
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luv4thepurple1 said: I would never do that to a man!
A woman should never start anything she doesnt intend to finish! And same goes for a man... dont start anything unless YOU intend to finish also! Men are more guilty of this than women IMO! So true. | |
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pejman said: AaronFantastic said: i don't get blue balls.
if i've got to do something, i do it. if i don't... well, no blue balls. don't be embarresed Aaron we all have had it once or twice...just like beatin your meat you know you've done it but of course some don't wanna tell the whole classroom huh? look at my other posts on this site... i'm not shy
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EvilWhiteMale said: luv4thepurple1 wrote:
I would never do that to a man! A woman should never start anything she doesnt intend to finish! And same goes for a man... dont start anything unless YOU intend to finish also! Men are more guilty of this than women IMO! I don't think that's true. Guys are always tryin to get the ass, so they're less likely to tease a girl and leave. A lot of girls like to get the guy all wound up and then say goodnight. Now if you're referring to when the action has already started and the guy doesn't at least try to hit you off with the big "O", then that's a different story. And of course that door can swing both ways as well. I am talking about when action is already taking place. I would much rather have a guy say no then to "get up in there" and last a few minutes and be done... thats way more of a tease! That would be like a chic lettin you up in there and saying ok... thats all you get after she has been pleased. Talk about blue balls... that oughta do it!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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It's a myth that there is actual pain involved because of the build up. Even though there is no pain, it sure is a painful experience. It sucks!!! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Do they actually turn blue? | |
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applekisses said: Do they actually turn blue?
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pejman said: applekisses said: Do they actually turn blue?
indigo He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: pejman said: applekisses said: Do they actually turn blue?
indigo If they are blue its probably cuz they are tied off!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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when i was 16 i was going out with this 'older woman'
i was always respectful of her needs, but she was always TEACHING ME SOMETHING. one nite she say "CALL YOUR GIRL AND TELL HER YOU WON'T BE HOME TONITE" i'm thinkin ANOTHER NITE OF ROYALE FUCKING 
the truth of the matter is i had not been by to see her the day before and she was PISSED!!! we swapped spit and got nekkid in the frontroom, then off to the bedroom where the FREAKY THANGS continued. just when i was ready to fuck she say "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOULD RATHER SPEND YOOUR TIME WITH THOSE LIL BITCHES" i'm like WHUT? "YOU SPEND YOUR TIME WITH THOSE BITCHES LIKE YOU DON'T NEED ME" i'm like WHUT??? "THEY AREN'T AS GOOD FOR YOU AS I AM, EVERYTHING I OWN IS MINE" i'm like WAIT!!! WHUT THIS GOT TO DO WITH FUCKIN??? she say "IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE BEING AROUND THEM, YOU DON'T NEED ME"sob sob sob...NO PUSSY "AND NO MEANS NO" the next day to make up for that i took her to a jewelry shop and asked her to PLEASE pick out a diamond watch and ring, a set that would always remind her of my LOVE. it took 45 minits of haggling to get the price down a bit then the salesclerk asked if she wanted it NOW, i said OF COURSE SHE DOES and she said "YES" i put the cash on the counter, the woman said,"that will be cash then?" and i said NO they was like "NO WHUT??? are you charging it?" i said "NO, I'M NOT BUYING ITAND NO MEANS NO!!!" I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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