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PrintableBattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: let's make it golden grahams... so i can get in the mood for the whole golden shower thing...  ...
we can leave the bananas out... i don't wanna make IceNine jealous... are you planning on the taping this and webcasting it on the org..?  ...Well, I would certainly like to if you don't mind...  my friend, you have a deal... ... just make sure that you drink plenty of water... i don't wanna get my hopes for you to catch stage fright...
oooh... ... i just had a thought... we should charge for this webcast... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: :O
what kind of cereal is it..? and will there be bananas involved..? ...Whatever kind you want, my sweet! And bananas? Well, only if you want to. But I don't think I can do you in the arse with one. That's my special treat for IceNine. I love it when you say "arse".   | |
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EllisDee said: my friend, you have a deal...
... just make sure that you drink plenty of water... i don't wanna get my hopes for you to catch stage fright...
oooh... ... i just had a thought... we should charge for this webcast... ...I don't get stage fright. I can always produce some piss. We should charge. You are correct. What do you suppose is the equilibrium price of this event?-------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: my friend, you have a deal...
... just make sure that you drink plenty of water... i don't wanna get my hopes for you to catch stage fright...
oooh... ... i just had a thought... we should charge for this webcast... ...I don't get stage fright. I can always produce some piss. We should charge. You are correct. What do you suppose is the equilibrium price of this event?... prince was able to get $100 out of a good portion of the people around here, and there wasn't even a hint of golden shower action... ... so, we might be able to charge a pretty penny for this... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: :O
what kind of cereal is it..? and will there be bananas involved..? ...Whatever kind you want, my sweet! And bananas? Well, only if you want to. But I don't think I can do you in the arse with one. That's my special treat for IceNine. I love it when you say "arse". Do you? Would you say it turns you on? arse, arse, arse, arse... ARSE, arse... Bend over and let me stick my big fat plantain in your skinny Aussie arse. There, I even used it in a sentence. Can I pee on you too? -------
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EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: my friend, you have a deal...
... just make sure that you drink plenty of water... i don't wanna get my hopes for you to catch stage fright...
oooh... ... i just had a thought... we should charge for this webcast... ...I don't get stage fright. I can always produce some piss. We should charge. You are correct. What do you suppose is the equilibrium price of this event?... prince was able to get $100 out of a good portion of the people around here, and there wasn't even a hint of golden shower action... ... so, we might be able to charge a pretty penny for this... You know, if we say that Prince is going to come and sing during the pissing, we might get to charge a whole lot more... -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: :O
what kind of cereal is it..? and will there be bananas involved..? ...Whatever kind you want, my sweet! And bananas? Well, only if you want to. But I don't think I can do you in the arse with one. That's my special treat for IceNine. I love it when you say "arse". Do you? Would you say it turns you on? arse, arse, arse, arse... ARSE, arse... Bend over and let me stick my big fat plantain in your skinny Aussie arse. There, I even used it in a sentence. Can I pee on you too?  | |
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mrdespues said: I will take that as a "no." How are you, Mr. After? When will you play chess with me? Or have you pussied out on me? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: mrdespues said: I will take that as a "no." How are you, Mr. After? When will you play chess with me? Or have you pussied out on me? I'm good, but I've been a little busy lately what with moving out of home finally. I'll give you a game right now if you like! I'm up for one. Orgnote me if YOU'RE game.  | |
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SuperC said: You mean like R.Kelley? NO!
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Ooh, I just remembered something.
It's not about pissing on someone but it is piss related. A bit of background information first:- Me and my best mate are huge F1 fans and we used to get together every other Sunday to watch the race. After a trip to the supermarket to buy loads of booze and a few nibbles we would head back to my place turn on the t.v. and proceed to get absolutely stonkered. Anyway, a few days prior to one of the races, I had bought a new video camera which I was messing about with on the day of the race. After copius amounts of beer, wine and a bottle of tequila my friend announced she was going to the loo... and asked me to film her taking a piss! Some people are like Slinkies...
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: EllisDee said: my friend, you have a deal...
... just make sure that you drink plenty of water... i don't wanna get my hopes for you to catch stage fright...
oooh... ... i just had a thought... we should charge for this webcast... ...I don't get stage fright. I can always produce some piss. We should charge. You are correct. What do you suppose is the equilibrium price of this event?... prince was able to get $100 out of a good portion of the people around here, and there wasn't even a hint of golden shower action... ... so, we might be able to charge a pretty penny for this... You know, if we say that Prince is going to come and sing during the pissing, we might get to charge a whole lot more... true... ... and that he'll be opening up the vaults for that one day only... ... we'd be rich... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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