*A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment

grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks,

"Why are you so happy?" The wife says,

"The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,

I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."

"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband,

"What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?"

She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

BADD!!!