I'm a shy cunt.

I'm a Prime Rib marinated in Worcestershire sauce...

Chancellor said:

I'm a Prime Rib marinated in Worcestershire sauce...

swap that Worcestershire sauce for Henderson's Relish.

EmmaMcG said:

I'm a loving cunt

Me too

NorthC said:

'm hot and don't care who knows it.

Who says that bitch'?

I'm not easy at all, this is false, besides what do you mean by "easy"?

morningsong said:

No matter how you slice it you're still a cunt. That's so wrong.

^ demonstrating the correct use of "you're"

XxAxX said:

morningsong said:

No matter how you slice it you're still a cunt. That's so wrong.

^ demonstrating the correct use of "you're"

what's that

I'm too nice to be a cunt... And I pay dearly for it...

OCD Cunt / OCD RAT

XxAxX said:

EmmaMcG said:

I'm a loving cunt

Me 2 and a Dragon (1976)

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I'm year of the rat too. If you were born in January or February look it up to make sure your sign is right. They don't go by Jan 01 - Dec 31.

Hudson said:

I'm year of the rat too. If you were born in January or February look it up to make sure your sign is right. They don't go by Jan 01 - Dec 31.

Exactly Chinese new year can start anytime between January 21st and Feb 25th, so if you are born between those dates you may need to check a list.

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If you were born Jan 1 - 20 it is safe to say you are the previous year animal

If you were born after February 25th, you are the current year animal.

Also in China, South Korea you are 1 to 2 years older than your current age. You are 1 when you are born and age a year automatically at Chinese new year. Even though I am 40½, when Chinese new year comes I will be 42 in Chinese age. (So if you are born before New Year, you can be aged 2 when in fact you can be a few days old.

RicoN said:

swap that Worcestershire sauce for Henderson's Relish.

..LOL....Hmmm, I never tried henderson's relish...It sounds fancy...

Adorecream said:

EmmaMcG said:

Adorecream said:

Me 2 and a Dragon (1976)

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I was born in 1990 so that makes me the year of the horse, right? That would explain my proclivity for "Mane and Tail" shampoo...

and the fact that you shit in the street

RicoN said:

RicoN said:

EmmaMcG said:

Adorecream said: I was born in 1990 so that makes me the year of the horse, right? That would explain my proclivity for "Mane and Tail" shampoo...

and the fact that you shit in the street

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