..and during the course of it, he accidentally pisses in her.

She runs to the bathroom upset and disgusted. He calls his best friend freaking out. "Dude, I accidentally peed in my girlfriend! What do I do?"

The friend says, "Whoa, sounds like you're in trouble!"

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.you're in = urine. Get it now?

[Edited 1/18/17 9:01am]

nextedition said:

So his girlfriend is cheating on him with another woman? I think he would be more upset about that than the urine thing. Or did he joined them and than pissed? Questions, questions....

Nah, I messed up the title. Fixed now.

TrivialPursuit said:

nextedition said:

I know, just kidding with you

I know, but it did alert me to correct it.

Dude,that was a bad joke, bad one really.

214 said:

Dude,that was a bad joke, bad one really.

Oh well, I didn't make it up. But it does go over better when spoken out loud, since it's a verbal synonymic phrase.

TrivialPursuit said:

214 said:

Dude,that was a bad joke, bad one really.

Oh well, I didn't make it up. But it does go over better when spoken out loud, since it's a verbal synonymic phrase.

It's ok, i pardon you.

Does this need to be moved to the P&R forum?