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Thread started 01/13/17 4:09am

KingBAD

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just in case...

A new husband arrived home with a big bouquet of flowers. His wife met him at the door, saw the flowers and dropped

on the floor, spreading her legs in front of him.
"This is for the flowers," she said.
"Don't be silly," he said.
"I'am sure we have a vase somewhere".

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #1 posted 01/13/17 7:14am

HuMpThAnG

spit!!!!!

cool BADD!!!

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Reply #2 posted 01/13/17 7:16am

purplethunder3
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Image result for giving bouquet of flowers gif

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #3 posted 01/13/17 7:45am

NorthC

I know that joke a little differently. The way I heard it, the beginning is the same but the woman asks: "So I guess you want me to spread my legs now?"
And the husband replies: "Why, don't you have a vase?"
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Reply #4 posted 01/13/17 11:38am

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NorthC said:

I know that joke a little differently. The way I heard it, the beginning is the same but the woman asks: "So I guess you want me to spread my legs now?" And the husband replies: "Why, don't you have a vase?"

lol lol lol

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Reply #5 posted 01/13/17 3:50pm

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lol lol lol thank you King. brightening up our friday touched hug

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Reply #6 posted 01/13/17 4:11pm

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XxAxX said:

lol lol lol thank you King. brightening up our friday touched hug

aw pishaw...

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Reply #7 posted 01/13/17 10:22pm

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lol

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