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A Teenage Boy Is Getting Ready To Take His Girlfriend To The Prom First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes.
The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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it's 1976....When my Daddy took my Mama to her Senior-prom he was not a teenage boy, he was a 26yr old Dirty-Hoe...Had that night not happened I probably would have ended up splattered on his stomach or down somebody's throat... | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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i wonder what i would be doing right this second if not for this? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" |
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funkpill said: First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes.
The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.
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Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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..LOL...Merry X-Mas.... | |
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Prince, in you I found a kindred spirit...Rest In Paradise. | |
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Oooooo! You nasty!