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15 reasons why cucumbers are better then men Top 15 reasons Cucumbers are better than men
(as told by digitalLisa) a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety cucumbers never need a round of applause the average cucumber is at least seven inches long cucumbers stay hard for a week it's easy to drop a cucumber cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? Afterwards, a cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends say, "I'll call you a cab." tell you he's not the marrying kind tell you he is the marrying kind call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist take you to confesion a cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt you always know where YOUR cucumber has been cucumbers never have a mid-life crisis cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers and if you do, a cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy." cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one a cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:24:35 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] | |
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Mizzunderstood said: Top 15 reasons Cucumbers are better than men
(as told by digitalLisa) a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety cucumbers never need a round of applause the average cucumber is at least seven inches long cucumbers stay hard for a week it's easy to drop a cucumber cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? Afterwards, a cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends say, "I'll call you a cab." tell you he's not the marrying kind tell you he is the marrying kind call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist take you to confesion a cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt you always know where YOUR cucumber has been cucumbers never have a mid-life crisis cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers and if you do, a cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy." cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one a cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:22:00 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood]  thats bloody fantastic roflmaoJaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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You forgot the part about being able to eat the cucumber when you're done.
Of course, you could eat a man...  -------
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Cucumbers don't have a pulse though. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: You forgot the part about being able to eat the cucumber when you're done.
Of course, you could eat a man... Of course you can  | |
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divo02 said: Cucumbers don't have a pulse though.
Neither do the men I like. -------
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Too many cons, not enough pros... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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I disagree, give me a man anyday!  [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:37:40 PDT 2003 by Paisley] | |
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Paisley said: I disagree, give me a man anyday! :nod;
i knew you'd be on this thread like whores on cereal! hi paisley | |
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Christopher said: Paisley said: I disagree, give me a man anyday! :nod;
i knew you'd be on this thread like whores on cereal! hi paisley Stop callin me a whore.  | |
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I use to have a keychain that was similiar to this. He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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Paisley said: I disagree, give me a man anyday!
[This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:37:40 PDT 2003 by Paisley] agreed but this thread is bloody funny JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: I disagree, give me a man anyday! :nod;
i knew you'd be on this thread like whores on cereal! hi paisley Stop callin me a whore. since when did i call you a whore?...i would never  | |
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Christopher said: Paisley said: Christopher said: Paisley said: I disagree, give me a man anyday! :nod;
i knew you'd be on this thread like whores on cereal! hi paisley Stop callin me a whore. since when did i call you a whore?...i would never OK, just makin sure. | |
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cucumbers don't have stds either  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: divo02 said: Cucumbers don't have a pulse though.
Neither do the men I like. is this what's bothering you? | |
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...if I could only teach
a cucumber to restrain me... ...  ... life Sexy u all | |
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Mizzunderstood said: Top 15 reasons Cucumbers are better than men
(as told by digitalLisa) a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety cucumbers never need a round of applause the average cucumber is at least seven inches long cucumbers stay hard for a week it's easy to drop a cucumber cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? Afterwards, a cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends say, "I'll call you a cab." tell you he's not the marrying kind tell you he is the marrying kind call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist take you to confesion a cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt you always know where YOUR cucumber has been cucumbers never have a mid-life crisis cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers and if you do, a cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy." cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one a cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:24:35 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] Hey Lisa, maybe you should stick to cucumbers for a while.  | |
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Paisley said: Mizzunderstood said: Top 15 reasons Cucumbers are better than men
(as told by digitalLisa) a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety cucumbers never need a round of applause the average cucumber is at least seven inches long cucumbers stay hard for a week it's easy to drop a cucumber cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? Afterwards, a cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends say, "I'll call you a cab." tell you he's not the marrying kind tell you he is the marrying kind call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist take you to confesion a cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt you always know where YOUR cucumber has been cucumbers never have a mid-life crisis cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers and if you do, a cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy." cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one a cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:24:35 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] Hey Lisa, maybe you should stick to cucumbers for a while. And I don't have to clean up the mess afterwards  | |
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DigitalLisa said: Paisley said: Mizzunderstood said: Top 15 reasons Cucumbers are better than men
(as told by digitalLisa) a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety cucumbers never need a round of applause the average cucumber is at least seven inches long cucumbers stay hard for a week it's easy to drop a cucumber cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? Afterwards, a cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends say, "I'll call you a cab." tell you he's not the marrying kind tell you he is the marrying kind call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist take you to confesion a cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt you always know where YOUR cucumber has been cucumbers never have a mid-life crisis cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers and if you do, a cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy." cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one a cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:24:35 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] Hey Lisa, maybe you should stick to cucumbers for a while. And I don't have to clean up the mess afterwards Your sick!  :LOL: | |
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Now that's what I'm talking about 
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16. A cucumber wont wipe itself on the curtains after sex. |
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divo02 said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: divo02 said: Cucumbers don't have a pulse though.
Neither do the men I like. is this what's bothering you? Sort of. -------
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Mizzunderstood said: Top 15 reasons Cucumbers are better than men
(as told by digitalLisa) a cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety cucumbers never need a round of applause the average cucumber is at least seven inches long cucumbers stay hard for a week it's easy to drop a cucumber cucumbers won't ask: Am I the best? How was it? Did you come? How many times? Afterwards, a cucumber won't: want to shake hands and be friends say, "I'll call you a cab." tell you he's not the marrying kind tell you he is the marrying kind call his mother, ex-wife, or therapist take you to confesion a cucumber never snaps your bra, or pinches your butt you always know where YOUR cucumber has been cucumbers never have a mid-life crisis cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers and if you do, a cucumber won't say "Let's keep trying until we have a boy." cucumbers won't ask about your last lover or speculate about your next one a cucumber will never leave you for another woman for another man for another cucumber [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:24:35 PDT 2003 by Mizzunderstood] [cough]penis envy[/cough] Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg |
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Yeah, get a cucumber to by you a drink or dinner?
Get a cucumber to chase away a burgler or open a jar? Get a cucumber to listen to you while you bitch and moan? | |
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SuperC said: Yeah, get a cucumber to by you a drink or dinner?
Get a cucumber to chase away a burgler or open a jar? Get a cucumber to listen to you while you bitch and moan? Well said C! 
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Aannastesia said: ...if I could only teach
a cucumber to restrain me... ... ... | |
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SuperC said: Yeah, get a cucumber to by you a drink or dinner?
a cucumber can be dinner. Get a cucumber to chase away a burgler or open a jar?
u could throw the damn thing at somebody. jar-openin, i don't have problems with that... Get a cucumber to listen to you while you bitch and moan?
cucumbers don't have mouths, so we won't have 2 listen 2 any reciprocation. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: cucumbers don't have mouths, so we won't have 2 listen 2 any reciprocation.
I would call that a con... -------
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SuperC said: Yeah, get a cucumber to by you a drink or dinner?
Get a cucumber to chase away a burgler or open a jar? Get a cucumber to listen to you while you bitch and moan? HMMM looks like Lisa hit a nerve. | |
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