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Thread started 04/06/03 8:12pm

crazyhorse

In response to 15 reasons why cucumbers are better then men...

15 reasons why cucumbers are better then women(in the non-sexual sense)

  • a cucumber wont get pissed if you eat another one.
  • a cucumber will never ask you if you think its fat.
  • when a cucumber gets old,just buy another one.
  • if a cucumber tastes bad you wont have to think of an excuse to stop eating it.
  • a cucumber wont get feelings hurt if your watching TV while your eating it.
  • a cucumber doesnt care if it ever leaves the house.
  • a cucumber wont tell you about everyone else's buisness when you walk through the door.
  • a cucumber wont ask you were your going when walking out the door.
  • cucumbers dont have mothers.
  • a cucumber will never develop issues because you paid for it.
  • a cucumber doesnt care if you exchange it for another.
  • its not a problem if someone eats your cucumber while your at work.
  • a cucumber wont mind if you split it with your buddy.
  • a cucumber wont care if you put something on it so it tastes better.
  • a cucumber wont cry if you like football better than it.

(in no way are these my views on women,without you who would bring us a .)
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Reply #1 posted 04/06/03 8:20pm

Paisley

crazyhorse said:

15 reasons why cucumbers are better then women(in the non-sexual sense)

  • a cucumber wont get pissed if you eat another one.
  • a cucumber will never ask you if you think its fat.
  • when a cucumber gets old,just buy another one.
  • if a cucumber tastes bad you wont have to think of an excuse to stop eating it.
  • a cucumber wont get feelings hurt if your watching TV while your eating it.
  • a cucumber doesnt care if it ever leaves the house.
  • a cucumber wont tell you about everyone else's buisness when you walk through the door.
  • a cucumber wont ask you were your going when walking out the door.
  • cucumbers dont have mothers.
  • a cucumber will never develop issues because you paid for it.
  • a cucumber doesnt care if you exchange it for another.
  • its not a problem if someone eats your cucumber while your at work.
  • a cucumber wont mind if you split it with your buddy.
  • a cucumber wont care if you put something on it so it tastes better.
  • a cucumber wont cry if you like football better than it.

(in no way are these my views on women,without you who would bring us a .)

Yeah I got your beer right here finger
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Reply #2 posted 04/06/03 8:24pm

AaronFantastic

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i've got another one:

you can shove them up your butt repeatedly and have an orgasm without sticking your dick in anything, and without useing your hands mr.green
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Reply #3 posted 04/06/03 8:26pm

BattierBeMyDad
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AaronFantastic said:

i've got another one:

you can shove them up your butt repeatedly and have an orgasm without sticking your dick in anything, and without useing your hands mr.green


You know, the thought of you doing that totally turns me on, Aaron.
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Reply #4 posted 04/06/03 8:26pm

MrBliss

crazyhorse said:

[[*]cucumbers dont have mothers.


lol
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