babynoz said:

monkeyrose said:

so funny! they really r great entertainment

This one is all over FB with the caption...."Is Trump Gone Yet? I heard he wants to grab me."

haha 2 funny!

Just shared on FB: An alternate beginning to UTCM!!

I'm sharing it here because of what happens in the first few seconds: Is that our Princey putting out a saucer of milk for the cat? Awww...

https://www.facebook.com/...352119223

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Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake the dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...

CandaceS said:

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake the dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...

Nice!

CandaceS said:

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake the dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...

Love it CandaceS TY 4 sharing

UR poem made me smile and eye nodded about many reasons. First of all "New rule tomorrow." So true

May eye introduce myself:
My name is Lulu & eye'm a foundling.

Means eye found my beloved humans & adopted them a couple of years ago. They learned a lot since then. Eye'm a very good teacher.

Many times they speak about me as a tomboy. Yes/no/maybe. Eye prefer to show up as a lady no matter what they say.

Btw where is the red carpet eye ordered days ago??

Sorry 4 this incomplete & worthless snapshot ... my photographer has to learn much more about cat shoot sessions. Eye hate the flash ... grrrr

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Ya'll have some gorgeous cats.

riot said:

Love it CandaceS TY 4 sharing

UR poem made me smile and eye nodded about many reasons. First of all "New rule tomorrow." So true

May eye introduce myself:
My name is Lulu & eye'm a foundling.

Means eye found my beloved humans & adopted them a couple of years ago. They learned a lot since then. Eye'm a very good teacher.

Many times they speak about me as a tomboy. Yes/no/maybe. Eye prefer to show up as a lady no matter what they say.

Btw where is the red carpet eye ordered days ago??

Sorry 4 this incomplete & worthless snapshot ... my photographer has to learn much more about cat shoot sessions. Eye hate the flash ... grrrr

I laugh but its true!

Ever seen the little signs: "My cats let me live here" or "My dog thinks he's human; my cat thinks he's God" !?

Checking out the overnight snow in Utah in January 2013:

Cats will save us from the dogs. Cats are not uncle toms. Tom cats. lol

purplethunder3121 said:

good times I tell you

I campaigned for the name "Mars," but my family insisted on "Pumpkin." These days, I just call him "the cat."

CandaceS said:

Just shared on FB: An alternate beginning to UTCM!!

I'm sharing it here because of what happens in the first few seconds: Is that our Princey putting out a saucer of milk for the cat? Awww...

https://www.facebook.com/...352119223

ty so much luv, i think it's a great beginning!

CandaceS said:

riot said:

Love it CandaceS TY 4 sharing

UR poem made me smile and eye nodded about many reasons. First of all "New rule tomorrow." So true

May eye introduce myself:
My name is Lulu & eye'm a foundling.

Means eye found my beloved humans & adopted them a couple of years ago. They learned a lot since then. Eye'm a very good teacher.

Many times they speak about me as a tomboy. Yes/no/maybe. Eye prefer to show up as a lady no matter what they say.

Btw where is the red carpet eye ordered days ago??

Sorry 4 this incomplete & worthless snapshot ... my photographer has to learn much more about cat shoot sessions. Eye hate the flash ... grrrr

I laugh but its true!

Ever seen the little signs: "My cats let me live here" or "My dog thinks he's human; my cat thinks he's God" !?

they'll learn!

CandaceS said:

Checking out the overnight snow in Utah in January 2013:

luvs the snow! and that is a lot of snow, keep it there would ya!

Lammastide said:

I campaigned for the name "Mars," but my family insisted on "Pumpkin." These days, I just call him "the cat."

i u Pumpkin!

CandaceS said:

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake the dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...

i'm going 2 print this out and post it in my bathroom 4 people 2 read! ty

CandaceS said:

Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.

The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

Grace personified,
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.

Blur of motion, then --
Silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?

You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.

Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a 'term paper'?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake the dead.

I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?

Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!

Oh no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!

Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp ...

riot said:

Love it CandaceS TY 4 sharing

UR poem made me smile and eye nodded about many reasons. First of all "New rule tomorrow." So true

May eye introduce myself:
My name is Lulu & eye'm a foundling.

Means eye found my beloved humans & adopted them a couple of years ago. They learned a lot since then. Eye'm a very good teacher.

Many times they speak about me as a tomboy. Yes/no/maybe. Eye prefer to show up as a lady no matter what they say.

Btw where is the red carpet eye ordered days ago??

Sorry 4 this incomplete & worthless snapshot ... my photographer has to learn much more about cat shoot sessions. Eye hate the flash ... grrrr

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[Edited 1/4/17 3:05am]

[Edited 1/4/17 3:07am]

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Awww...

Lammastide said:

I campaigned for the name "Mars," but my family insisted on "Pumpkin." These days, I just call him "the cat."

He purty.

We went around and around for two weeks without agreeng on a name. I wanted something from mythology but my son wanted somethng corny like Pumpkin.

I got sick of him and named the damn cat Sam.

babynoz said:

Just takin' it easy, watching the world go by...

babynoz said:

Lammastide said:

I campaigned for the name "Mars," but my family insisted on "Pumpkin." These days, I just call him "the cat."

He purty.

We went around and around for two weeks without agreeng on a name. I wanted something from mythology but my son wanted somethng corny like Pumpkin.

I got sick of him and named the damn cat Sam.

I sympathize.

Bad pet names are sooo stressful, aren't they?

Lammastide said:

babynoz said:

He purty.

We went around and around for two weeks without agreeng on a name. I wanted something from mythology but my son wanted somethng corny like Pumpkin.

I got sick of him and named the damn cat Sam.

I sympathize.

Bad pet names are sooo stressful, aren't they?

I couldn't believe such a simple thing could take two weeks.

babynoz said:

i luv it when they sit, way 2 funny!