The woman has a hair lip and is really conscious about it. Her friends talk her into going out, despite her physical appearance. She reluctantly agrees to go.

In the same bar is a man who has just recovered from a terrible hunting accident. He lost his eye, and now has a wooden prosthetic eye in the socket. It's relatively unnoticeable, and he's quite proud, although cautious, to be out and see if anyone notices or not.

The guy sees the woman and her friends walk into the bar. They congregate at one end of the bar, and order drinks. He's attracted to the woman w/ the hair lip, actually. He takes a shot, and works up the nerve to go over to ask her to dance.

"Say, I saw you from over there. Would you like to dance with me?"

The woman gets excited at the idea of someone asking her to dance, and screams, "WOULD I? WOULD I?!"

The guy is instantly angered, and screams back "HAIR LIP! HAIR LIP!"