"I have an interesting case here. An older lady has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped", the officer said.

"Have you apprehended her and arrested her yet?", the lieutenant asked over the hand-held radio.

"Nope. Floor's still wet."

TrivialPursuit said:

"I have an interesting case here. An older lady has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped", the officer said.

"Have you apprehended her and arrested her yet?", the lieutenant asked over the hand-held radio.

"Nope. Floor's still wet."

you got the job for wensdays... (i'll spell it however i choose)

HAhahahahaha Good one!