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WHEN TO START CUSSING!
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. The 6 year old
asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year
old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the
mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for
breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can
stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4
year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't
be Cheerios!"
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oh... thank you for that one i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... 
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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For all the choice words going through his mind. | |
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