last night i was lying in bed with my girl, when she said she felt like a drink (shaddup, ya rude buggers) ... anyway... i thought i'd do the knightly thing and bound out of bed, sprint into the kitchen and get her something... unfortunately, i didn't quite get that far... we just had a light bed cover on, which i went to tear off to begin my dramatic act... i grabbed the bed cover and gave an almighty yank... problem is... i also grabbed my dick (yes, i was naked)... i swear... i nearly tore it off... i SCREAMED in agony... it HURT LIKE HELL! ... my girlfriend panicked, as she had no idea what was going on... after a few minutes laughter set in... and then finally i was able to tell her what had happened... this evening, i'm sportin' a nice big purple bruise on my dick... fuck, i'm an idiot

You could get her to rub some ointment into it!

i'd offer to kiss it and make it better but erm... well you know. your girlfriend and all

thanks for sharing





gives a whole new perspective of ya

sporting a purple dick ehhh???


well this is the place to do it...




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oh bliss mate thats awful will the lil chap ever be the same again?

Aannastesia said:

ROTFLMAO

Oh man, I'm just cringing thinking about that! Kinda like the famous zipper scene in Something About Mary.

SoupDog said:

My thoughts exactly, watch out we got a bleeder! :LOL:

Aannastesia said:

this is true.. i guess i'll just look on the bright side

ouch ever close your zipper on your solider? or put on jeans fresh from the dryer and they burn you

Christopher said:

thankfully...no

Poor y. Guess your soldier would be eligible for the Purple Heart in the US.



Purple Heart edit.
[This message was edited Sun Apr 6 15:43:38 PDT 2003 by Nothinbutjoy]