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Printable00769BAD said: NovaAngel said: Pop a couple of Altiods before taking that dive. That might just cancel out the "odeur". It's either that or play dead.
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Well,so far in my life I've never come across a smelly cooch. The worst experiences I've had with going down is discovering a mountain of a bush. Another thing chicks need to do is shave. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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I will reply in the same way as I replied to MrBliss
I can't believe you men, what y'all think y'all balls smell good all the time Do you know what FDS really mean, Funky D*ck sydrome, maybe she funky cuz of some elses funky balls look us women aren't the ones who have skid marks in their draws | |
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REDFEATHERS said: An Ode to the Smelly Pussy:
Singa songa syphilis, a fanny fula crabs 4n20 blackheads, twice as many scabs when the scabs pop open, heads begin to sing wasnt it a manky cunt 2 stick your penis in!!?!!  To the song of 'Sing a song a six pence'... I think that's funny..! How about this one, to the tune of 'If you go down to the woods today...' If you go down to the woods today You're sure for a big suprise If you go down to the woods today You better close your eyes... For Mum and Dad are having a shag And Uncle Frank is having a wank And Auntie Flo is having a go With Grrraaanddad!! | |
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Somethings don't need a reason for not doing:
Tell her, they sell Massingill (douche) and Coochie Tic Tacs (Norforms) EVERYDAY in EVERY STORE...But if it's FOUL like that she may need a DOCTOR...That's nasty, how can you invite someone to your Stank Ass, she knows she's tart..  ..lmao"I Cried When I Had No Shoes".............Until I Saw A Man With No Feet!!! | |
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TigersLyric said: Somethings don't need a reason for not doing:
Tell her, they sell Massingill (douche) and Coochie Tic Tacs (Norforms) EVERYDAY in EVERY STORE...But if it's FOUL like that she may need a DOCTOR...That's nasty, how can you invite someone to your Stank Ass, she knows she's tart.. ..lmao FDS | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
I think you should go and ask Soulpower this question...I am sure he would be happy to tell you.. | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
by the way you're disgusting... | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
I ain't got to go home but I got to get the hell outa here! -------------------------------------------------
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I mean like really dough I don't like to eat beets or yams so I sure nuff don't wanna eat no funky clams...ya know? -------------------------------------------------
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Silkyspread wrote:
by the way you're disgusting... Okay honey, we'll talk later. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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count you're blessings that your "gettin some",
and eat it like a CHAMP!!! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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The number #1 answer to "When A Pussy Stinks" is...RUN
Survey edit [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 19:52:27 PDT 2003 by SuperC] | |
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Revolution said: count you're blessings that your "gettin some",
and eat it like a CHAMP!!!  I will take mother thumb and her four daughters before i do that | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: Silkyspread wrote:
by the way you're disgusting... Okay honey, we'll talk later. Wake up... This sweet piece of Peach pie is already taken..All i wanna know is what kind of girls do you hang out with?? Rotten clam?? I think you need to toss them back where you got them.. | |
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peeehew shower power...don't trip -------------------------------------------------
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That pussy was really stinky on "The Re-animator". You know, the one they brought back from the dead.
"Pet Semetary" had a stinky pussy too from memory.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Therapy said: REDFEATHERS said: An Ode to the Smelly Pussy:
Singa songa syphilis, a fanny fula crabs 4n20 blackheads, twice as many scabs when the scabs pop open, heads begin to sing wasnt it a manky cunt 2 stick your penis in!!?!! To the song of 'Sing a song a six pence'... I think that's funny..! How about this one, to the tune of 'If you go down to the woods today...' If you go down to the woods today You're sure for a big suprise If you go down to the woods today You better close your eyes... For Mum and Dad are having a shag And Uncle Frank is having a wank And Auntie Flo is having a go With Grrraaanddad!! Love it!
Oh Therapy, you got me...I was just gonna delete my song...but now it is too late! Oh Well at least you enjoyed it...huh, we are in the Sexy but Fucked Up catagory anyway  We must share the same sick sense of humour!  | |
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I knew of this chick who would spray her pubes with binaca---true story! | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Well...first of all...YOU SHOULDA BEEN ABLE TO SMELL THAT SHIT WAY BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO GO DOWN THERE! Secondly...Just git the fuck up and ROLLOUT...ROLLOUT!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Tom said: EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Barf on it. Maybe she'll take the hint. CRACKIN UP!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Lick it till you don't smell it no mo!
--- What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet? | |
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