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A Guy With A Gun Enters The Bar, Yelling Out, "Who In The Hell Had Sex With My Wife?" A voice was heard in the background saying, "Dude, you don't have enough bullets".
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i am KING BAD!!!
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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So there's this 80-year-old couple. They're in an alley up against the fence and they're screwing like crazy. I mean, arms are flying, legs are flying, and they're screwing and screwing and screwing. They just fall down from exhaustion and the wife says, 'You didn't screw me like that 50 years ago!' The man says, '50 years ago that fence wasn't electrified."Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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i am KING BAD!!!
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vavoom. All you others say Hell Yea!! | |
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A three legged dog hobbles into a saloon and jumps up on a stool and says to the bartender....I'm looking for the man that shot my Paw | |
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