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Worst excuse What is the worst excuse you heard when a guy tries to get out of wearing a condom? [This message was edited Thu Apr 3 11:30:39 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa] | |
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"I only wear a condom if I go to a prostitute" [This message was edited Thu Apr 3 11:32:21 PST 2003 by ConsciousContact] | |
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"Oh, I can't wear those, they irritate my skin." | |
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But honey, it's like wearing a raincoat in the shower, so what's the point? | |
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CarrieLee said: But honey, it's like wearing a raincoat in the shower, so what's the point?
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it's too big, it won't fit  | |
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DigitalLisa said: it's too big, it won't fit
what? the comdom or the John Thomas? | |
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ConsciousContact said: DigitalLisa said: it's too big, it won't fit
what? the comdom or the John Thomas? The John Thomas... or I should call it the John Timmons | |
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DigitalLisa said: ConsciousContact said: DigitalLisa said: it's too big, it won't fit
what? the comdom or the John Thomas? The John Thomas... or I should call it the John Timmons What is John Timmons. Someone you know? | |
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ConsciousContact said: DigitalLisa said: ConsciousContact said: DigitalLisa said: it's too big, it won't fit
what? the comdom or the John Thomas? The John Thomas... or I should call it the John Timmons What is John Timmons. Someone you know? all to well | |
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DigitalLisa said: ConsciousContact said: DigitalLisa said: ConsciousContact said: DigitalLisa said: it's too big, it won't fit
what? the comdom or the John Thomas? The John Thomas... or I should call it the John Timmons What is John Timmons. Someone you know? all to well'nuff said. | |
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"but we're just two straight dudes going to watch the football" | |
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DigitalLisa said: What is the worst excuse you heard when a guy tries to get out of wearing a condom?
It feels like a balloon... 
You wear it on your head...  
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DigitalLisa said: What is the worst excuse you heard when a guy tries to get out of wearing a condom?
And after you wear it on your head.  
I wear it on mine.
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I know just exactly when to pull-out.  | |
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Paisley said: I know just exactly when to pull-out.
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DigitalLisa said: Paisley said: I know just exactly when to pull-out.
Paisly  | |
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Paisley said: I know just exactly when to pull-out.
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lol! smile... 8) | |
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my weener is claustrophobic | |
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shausler said: my weener is claustrophobic
I think I'll actually use that one. Well played | |
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