God i like rubbish films

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CAL3 said:

The ULTIMATE...

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YESSSS!!!! I forgot all about Cobra!!!! Love this movie!!!

sexton said:

damosuzuki said:

i kinda love that movie, a little.

This may be the very first time we have disagreed on a movie.

Or maybe the second time since I don't find Prometheus to be all that terrible.

we also split on 'the loneliest planet!' apparently i don't have the same level of tolerance that you do for endless shots of some hairy guy walking and walking and walking.

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oof, i had to open my mouth on daredevil. that is one hill i don't wanna die defending. i mean, i won't deny that there are some things in that movie that are really bad. that playground scene is practically unforgivable. but i still love it. i loved marvel comics as a kid of course, and i really loved daredevil, esp the frank miller years, so i just have this forgiving nature to any kind of representation of the character, and also to comic book movies in general. to me, they're all like pizza: even when they're bad, they're good.

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Guitarhero said:

God i like rubbish films

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Michael Winslow is amazing with all those sound effects he makes in those films etc. A genius

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damosuzuki said:

sexton said:

This may be the very first time we have disagreed on a movie.

Or maybe the second time since I don't find Prometheus to be all that terrible.

we also split on 'the loneliest planet!' apparently i don't have the same level of tolerance that you do for endless shots of some hairy guy walking and walking and walking.

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oof, i had to open my mouth on daredevil. that is one hill i don't wanna die defending. i mean, i won't deny that there are some things in that movie that are really bad. that playground scene is practically unforgivable. but i still love it. i loved marvel comics as a kid of course, and i really loved daredevil, esp the frank miller years, so i just have this forgiving nature to any kind of representation of the character, and also to comic book movies in general. to me, they're all like pizza: even when they're bad, they're good.

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If by "some hairy guy" you mean Gael García Bernal then you just made an enemy of thekidsgirl.

What do you think of the Netflix Daredevil TV series? I just got season one on disc, but haven't watched it yet.

I have a 113-page Word document containing all my movie reviews from the past few years. I'm sure that whatever is the best "Worst Movie Ever" is somewhere within those pages.

kpowers said:

"Written by Vince Gilligan" Triple

Goddess4Real said:

Guitarhero said:

God i like rubbish films

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Michael Winslow is amazing with all those sound effects he makes in those films etc. A genius

Love him.

purplethunder3121 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Elvis in a retirement home vs an alien mummy.

How can you NOT like it?

This is a camp classic! Love it!

kpowers said:

damosuzuki said:

No!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a good movie

sorry, I'm with damo on this one. Love it and watch it at least once a year, but . . . oh my.

Under The Cherry Moon and Grease 2 come to mind.

Grease 2 is awful.

Snake!

sexton said:

thekidsgirl said:

sexton said:

If by "some hairy guy" you mean Gael García Bernal then you just made an enemy of thekidsgirl.

What do you think of the Netflix Daredevil TV series? I just got season one on disc, but haven't watched it yet.

He gets a pass for being the only other human I know, willing to admit to liking Daredevil... but we know Bernal can do no wrong.

I really liked him in 'no!'

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as for the daredevil netflix series: my memory of it is a bit vague, but i seem to remember thinking season one was a bit of a slog to get through. a bit too heavy on ponderous atmosphere from what i recall. that was just me, though. lots of people seemed to love it. i did think the second season was a big improvement, and liked that quite a bit.

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2freaky4church1 said:

Grease 2 is awful.

but I did like the song Cool Rider Michelle Pfeiffer sings in the film

namepeace said:

kpowers said:

No!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a good movie

sorry, I'm with damo on this one. Love it and watch it at least once a year, but . . . oh my.

purplethunder3121 said:

2freaky4church1 said:

Grease 2 is awful.

Exactly.

Unwatchable.

Dig it all the same.

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The Lady's Man

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The Ladies Man (2000 film)

The Ladies Man
Theatrical poster
Directed by	Reginald Hudlin
Produced by	Lorne Michaels
Written by	Tim Meadows Dennis McNicholas Andrew Steele
Starring	Tim Meadows Karyn Parsons Billy Dee Williams Tiffani Thiessen Lee Evans Will Ferrell
Music by	Marcus Miller
Cinematography	Johnny E. Jensen
Edited by	Earl Watson
Production company	SNL Studios
Distributed by	Paramount Pictures
Release dates	October 13, 2000
Running time	84 minutes
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$24 million[1]
Box office	$13.7 million[1]

The Ladies Man is a 2000 American comedy film that stars actor, comedian and former Saturday Night Live cast member Tim Meadows. It was directed by Reginald Hudlin. The movie focuses on the exploits of radio host and sex therapy expert Leon Phelps, a character Meadows developed on SNL. The film was a critical and financial flop.

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Thank God It's Friday

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Thank God It's Friday (film)

Thank God It's Friday
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Robert Klane
Produced by	Neil Bogart Rob Cohen Phillip M. Goldfarb Lauren Shuler
Written by	Armyan Bernstein
Starring	Jeff Goldblum Debra Winger
Music by	Giorgio Moroder
Cinematography	James Crabe
Edited by	Richard Halsey
Production companies	Casablanca Filmworks Motown Productions
Distributed by	Columbia Pictures
Release dates	May 19, 1978
Running time	89 minutes[1]
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$2.2 million
Box office	$7.3 million[2]

Thank God It's Friday is a 1978 American musical comedy film directed by Robert Klane and produced by Motown Productions and Casablanca Filmworks for Columbia Pictures (whose torch-holding mascot, in a specially produced logo, dances to disco music before the opening credits). Produced at the height of the disco craze, the film features The Commodores performing "Too Hot to Trot", and Donna Summer performing "Last Dance", which won the Academy Award for Best Song in 1978. The film features an early performance by Jeff Goldblum and the first major screen appearance by Debra Winger.

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QueenofCardboard said:

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Thank God It's Friday

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It is?

purplethunder3121 said:

QueenofCardboard said:

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Thank God It's Friday

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It is?

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Thank God It's Friday

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Thank God It's Friday (film)

Thank God It's Friday
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Robert Klane
Produced by	Neil Bogart Rob Cohen Phillip M. Goldfarb Lauren Shuler
Written by	Armyan Bernstein
Starring	Jeff Goldblum Debra Winger
Music by	Giorgio Moroder
Cinematography	James Crabe
Edited by	Richard Halsey
Production companies	Casablanca Filmworks Motown Productions
Distributed by	Columbia Pictures
Release dates	May 19, 1978
Running time	89 minutes[1]
Country	United States
Language	English
Budget	$2.2 million
Box office	$7.3 million[2]

Thank God It's Friday is a 1978 American musical comedy film directed by Robert Klane and produced by Motown Productions and Casablanca Filmworks for Columbia Pictures (whose torch-holding mascot, in a specially produced logo, dances to disco music before the opening credits). Produced at the height of the disco craze, the film features The Commodores performing "Too Hot to Trot", and Donna Summer performing "Last Dance", which won the Academy Award for Best Song in 1978. The film features an early performance by Jeff Goldblum and the first major screen appearance by Debra Winger.

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This one is a contender:

I bet Vanity wished she had never made this one...

All this Grease 2 talk reminded me of Earth Girls are Easy. I need to watch both again, it's been over a decade.

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Human Nature (film)

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Human Nature
Theatrical release poster
Directed by	Michel Gondry
Produced by	Anthony Bregman Ted Hope Spike Jonze Charlie Kaufman
Written by	Charlie Kaufman
Starring	Tim Robbins Patricia Arquette Rhys Ifans Miranda Otto Rosie Perez
Music by	Graeme Revell
Cinematography	Tim Maurice-Jones
Edited by	Russell Icke
Production company	StudioCanal Good Machine
Distributed by	Fine Line Features (United States) Bac Films (France)
Release dates	May 18, 2001 (Cannes) September 12, 2001 (France) April 12, 2002 (United States)
Running time	96 minutes
Country	United States France[1]
Language	English
Box office	$1.5 million[2][3]

Human Nature is a 2001 American-French comedy-drama film written by Charlie Kaufman and directed by Michel Gondry in his directorial debut. The film stars Tim Robbins, Rhys Ifans, Miranda Otto and Patricia Arquette.

It was screened out of competition at the 54th Cannes International Film Festival.^[4]

Plot

Most of the film is told as flashback: Puff (Rhys Ifans) testifies to Congress, Lila Jute (Patricia Arquette) tells her story to the police, while a dead Nathan Bronfman (Tim Robbins) addresses an unseen audience in the netherworld.

Lila is a woman with a rare hormonal imbalance which causes thick hair to grow all over her body. During her 20s, Lila decides to leave society and live within nature where she feels free to exist comfortably in her natural state. She writes a successful book about her naked, savage, happy, and free life in the woods embracing nature. Then, at age 30, strong sexual desire causes her to return to civilization and have her hair removed in order to find a partner.

The partner she finds is Dr. Nathan Bronfman, a psychologist researching the possibility of teaching table manners to mice. Lila and Nathan go hiking in the woods one day. Lila sights a naked man in the woods who has believed himself to be an ape his entire life. Lila discards her clothes and chases him until he's cornered on a tree branch. The man falls off the branch and fall unconscious as Nathan comes along. Nathan brings this man to his lab where the man is named Puff. This name is after his French research assistant, Gabrielle's (Miranda Otto) childhood dog. We discover later from her phone call to an unknown person that she is actually an American with a fake French accent. First with the help of Gabrielle and later with Lila’s help, Nathan performs extensive manner training on Puff, so that he can speak and go through the motions of appreciating high culture, though he still has difficulty controlling sexual urges.

To demonstrate his success, Nathan takes Puff on tour. Puff secretly drinks heavily and patronizes prostitutes. Meanwhile, Nathan and Lila's relationship deteriorates and Nathan has an affair with Gabrielle. Eventually Lila decides to take Puff back into the forest to undo his manner training and return him to his natural state.

Lila and Puff live naked in the woods together until Nathan finds them one day and Puff kills Nathan. Lila turns herself in as the murderer and asks Puff to testify on the waywardness of humanity before he returns to his home in the forest.

After the reporters and spectators leave, Puff comes back out of the forest and gets into a car with Gabrielle. They both drive off to get food (she still speaks with a French accent).

At the end of the film, there is a philosophical passage read while the credits appear. It is an excerpt of William of Ockham from Opera Theologica in which Ockham explains his theory of intuitive cognition.^[5] "Intuitive cognition is such that when some things are cognized, of which one inheres in the other, or one is spatially distant from the other, or exists in some relation to the other, immediately in virtue of that non-propositional cognition of those things, it is known if the thing inheres or does not inhere, if it is spatially distant or not, and the same for other true contingent propositions, unless that cognition is flawed or there is some impediment."

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