Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = snotty
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = buttercup
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = chuckle
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = gizzard
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of Your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toe
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

Goober Liver-face?

Good gracious, I don't deserve this!

Hi, my name is Boobie Waffle-Tushie.





Doesn't really roll off the tongue does it!

Oh gawwwd...the man I love is Crusty Chicken-butt!
Nooo!
at this evil thread!

Diva is Shroomsy Mushroom Lover :wtf:

gidget apple hiney lol! smile... 8)

stinkyapple...i only have 3 letters in my last name, tho'...

Moonbeam said:

She's going to kill you.

althom said:

Hey- it's just the way the cards came out!

Prince = Chim-chim Girdle-fanny...

Loopy Apple-Tush Boobie Giggle-Hiney

Hey! bkw came out as "Crusty Apple-Sniffer".

Crusty Apple Sniffer

Huh?

dammit, i'm just plain stinky.

althom said:

Hey!

You did me same time I did me.

bkw said:

Moonbeam said:

Oh that was just SO funny!

2the9s is Sqeezit Apple Brain.

Diva said:

And just so right.

Diva, would you rather I called you Poopsie Bubble-Sniffer?

Moonbeam said:

Just because you say so Zippy Girdle-Chunks?!

Diva said:

Diva said:

You know it Gw***y Gw***ing Gw***er!

phuc this shit, i made my own rules...

my name is gidget gigglebiscuits.

Moonbeam said:

I'd rather be a Bubble-Sniffer than a Girdle-Chunks!

I wanna be Chim-chim Bubble-head then!

Diva said:

But a POOPSIE Bubble Sniffer? That's just twisted!

Moonbeam said:

Diva said:

Be careful and those stars will continue to hide your true nickname.

when i'm not workin, my name is skipper applebutt.