i need an org girlfriend

Reply #32 posted 04/03/03 3:42pm

XxAxX

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there once was an orger named bliss
who longed for an internet kiss
he said i'm a duck
in need of a fuck
so come on babe do me like this boff

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Reply #33 posted 04/03/03 3:43pm

Lleena	But what is your criteria?
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Reply #34 posted 04/03/03 3:43pm

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For the record, I maintained an Internet relationship for many moons, and it turned out just peachy.

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Reply #35 posted 04/03/03 3:43pm

AzureStar

mrdespues said:

AzureStar said:

NO! You don't!

Take it from me... org boyfriend/girlfriends or internet relationships don't work... well, not in my case... it may work for you. I tried it once and I will never do it again! It may work for you though... get one and tell me how it goes!

I'm certain this thread will be flooded with offers, ducky!

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My internet relationship has been working for 8 years. It's no longer on the internet, though, but that's how we met.

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[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:41:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]

Congratulations, that is wonderful!

I'm sticking with "real" people that I can touch, feel and see whenever I want though...

Maybe the duck will find as good of fortune as you with this hunt of his! smile

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Reply #36 posted 04/03/03 3:43pm

MrBliss	AaronFantastic said: nevermind [This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:43:05 PST 2003 by AaronFantastic] dammit... i'd LOVE to know what you said
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Reply #37 posted 04/03/03 3:43pm

AzureStar	XxAxX said: there once was an orger named bliss who longed for an internet kiss he said i'm a duck in need of a fuck so come on babe do me like this
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Reply #38 posted 04/03/03 3:44pm

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Ahhh, the internet is such fun!

:LOL:

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Reply #39 posted 04/03/03 3:45pm

AaronFantastic

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AzureStar said:

mrdespues said:

AzureStar said:

My internet relationship has been working for 8 years. It's no longer on the internet, though, but that's how we met.

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[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:41:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]

Congratulations, that is wonderful!

I'm sticking with "real" people that I can touch, feel and see whenever I want though...

well, that certainly helps. i had one that i met on the org, and never met, and after 2 years it didn't work out.

i've got one now, that was on the org, but we were only together after a real-life meeting, and continued on from there. going strong for 9 months love

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Reply #40 posted 04/03/03 3:45pm

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IceNine said:

Ahhh, the internet is such fun!

:LOL:

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Reply #41 posted 04/03/03 3:45pm

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MrBliss said:

AaronFantastic said:

nevermind

[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:43:05 PST 2003 by AaronFantastic]

dammit... i'd LOVE to know what you said smile

see directly above smile

decided to say it anyway biggrin

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Reply #42 posted 04/03/03 3:46pm

MrBliss	Lleena said: But what is your criteria? female... umm... intelli no that's ok.. umm... kind hea nope doesn't matter.. yep that's it ...female
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Reply #43 posted 04/03/03 3:46pm

AzureStar

AaronFantastic said:

AzureStar said:

mrdespues said:

AzureStar said:

My internet relationship has been working for 8 years. It's no longer on the internet, though, but that's how we met.

biggrin

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[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:41:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]

Congratulations, that is wonderful!

I'm sticking with "real" people that I can touch, feel and see whenever I want though...

YAY!

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Reply #44 posted 04/03/03 3:47pm

mrdespues

AzureStar said:

mrdespues said:

AzureStar said:

My internet relationship has been working for 8 years. It's no longer on the internet, though, but that's how we met.

biggrin

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[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:41:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]

Like I said, it's not on the net any more. We spent 3 years talking on the net & have had 5 wonderful years in person so far, with a six month break somewhere in the middle. biggrin

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Reply #45 posted 04/03/03 3:48pm

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First, let me say that I am going to fuck MrBliss on Pay-Per-View for $4.95 with a free replay after.

Second, this thread nearly came to drama!

:LOL:

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Reply #46 posted 04/03/03 3:49pm

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IceNine said:

First, let me say that I am going to fuck MrBliss on Pay-Per-View for $4.95 with a free replay after.

Second, this thread nearly came to drama!

:LOL:

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Reply #47 posted 04/03/03 3:49pm

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mrdespues said:

AzureStar said:

mrdespues said:

AzureStar said:

My internet relationship has been working for 8 years. It's no longer on the internet, though, but that's how we met.

biggrin

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[This message was edited Thu Apr 3 15:41:28 PST 2003 by mrdespues]

Like I said, it's not on the net any more. We spent 3 years talking on the net & have had 5 wonderful years in person so far, with a six month break somewhere in the middle. biggrin

Excellent!

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Reply #48 posted 04/03/03 3:50pm

INSATIABLE

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teller said:

IceNine said:

First, let me say that I am going to fuck MrBliss on Pay-Per-View for $4.95 with a free replay after.

Second, this thread nearly came to drama!

:LOL:

Oh shit, my hat done fell off

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Reply #49 posted 04/03/03 3:50pm

XxAxX

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To: MrBliss
From: XxAxX (click to see profile)
Subject: cyberpantsdroolyummy
Sent: Thursday Apr 3 2003

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hi cutie. wanna pretend we're married and sincerely fuck the taste from each other's beaks?

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Reply #50 posted 04/03/03 3:50pm

MrBliss	INSATIABLE said: is that an offer?
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Reply #51 posted 04/03/03 3:51pm

MrBliss	XxAxX said: To: MrBliss From: XxAxX (click to see profile) Subject: cyberpantsdroolyummy Sent: Thursday Apr 3 2003 --- hi cutie. wanna pretend we're married and sincerely fuck the taste from each other's beaks? .. you funny
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Reply #52 posted 04/03/03 3:52pm

XxAxX

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i heard you can get pregnant if you forget to delete your chat transcript after cybering

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Reply #53 posted 04/03/03 3:52pm

MrBliss	IceNine said: First, let me say that I am going to fuck MrBliss on Pay-Per-View for $4.95 with a free replay after. :LOL: you are NOT going to fuck me sir! not even in an internet kinda way
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Reply #54 posted 04/03/03 3:53pm

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XxAxX said:

hi cutie. wanna pretend we're married and sincerely fuck the taste from each other's beaks?

birds fucking...ack! omfg

Fear is the mind-killer.

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Reply #55 posted 04/03/03 3:54pm

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MrBliss said:

IceNine said:

First, let me say that I am going to fuck MrBliss on Pay-Per-View for $4.95 with a free replay after.

:LOL:

you are NOT going to fuck me sir! not even in an internet kinda way smile

Your duck ass is in serious trouble... back that ass up!

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Reply #56 posted 04/03/03 3:54pm

mrdespues	IceNine said: mrdespues said: Like I said, it's not on the net any more. We spent 3 years talking on the net & have had 5 wonderful years in person so far, with a six month break somewhere in the middle. Excellent! ta!
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Reply #57 posted 04/03/03 3:55pm

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Dammit! I would've chimed in here, but I'm just no match to the lovely XxAxX.

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Reply #58 posted 04/03/03 3:55pm

mrdespues	teller said: XxAxX said: hi cutie. wanna pretend we're married and sincerely fuck the taste from each other's beaks? birds fucking...ack! 2 birds fucking? what, you don't like lesbians?
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Reply #59 posted 04/03/03 3:55pm

INSATIABLE

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MrBliss said:

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is that an offer? big grin

Only for the sexy surfer Teller! love

Oh shit, my hat done fell off

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