Have any of you guys ever let the hair on your balls grow really, really long so that you could disguise your cock and nuts as Abraham Lincoln for a demented show and tell session?

I know I have.


EDIT: Changed title... why not?
[This message was edited Wed Jan 22 10:03:17 PST 2003 by IceNine]

ive thought about doing so many times

however i seem to have reached my limit in ball hair growth

even when rubbing in a special ointment bought online for the purpose i have still not seen any noticable extra growth

perhaps ice you could share the secret of your ball hair cultivation?

Everyday.

my ball hair must have stopped. I do not trim it but it doesn't seem to get any longer. Do your pubes also turn white in old age? I have never seen old man/elderly pubes.

jubalH said:

I just get a weave when necessary... there are only about 34 times a year when you need to disguise your cock and nuts as Abraham Lincoln...

In a fit of misplaced, artistic rage, a friend of mine dressed his cock and nuts up as John F. Kennedy and put them on a model limousine and had another friend stand behind a cardboard cutout of the schoolbook depository and shoot him right in the head of his cock.

I don't know if it was art, but it was certainly amusing.

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[This message was edited Wed Jan 22 9:26:40 PST 2003 by IceNine]

jthad1129 said:

I think you're lying.

jthad1129 said:

what about an old womans?

Cloudbuster said:

you're right, i forgot about my grandpa fetish

jthad1129 said:

You too, eh?

having examined your friends cock in some detail ice i notice (being a ballistics expert) that approximately 14 separate bullets penetrated said member from numerous different angles

was this due to a yearning for historical accuracy or an attempt to encourage ball hair growth ?

jubalH said:

Are you proposing that someone was on the grassy knoll???

IceNine said:

this is too fucking much. my boss is scared, I need to stop laughing so hard!

unfortunately i cant reply for 50yrs but i am in discussion re a screen play with oliver stone

jubalH said:

All this talk of a grassy knoll is just crazy talk... we didn't even build a grassy knoll... the rest of us were too busy slamming our cocks in the front door, refrigerator and a large, unabridged dictionary.

IceNine said:

who played Jackie O? Was a pill box hat involved?

jthad1129 said:

Jackie O. was played by a neigbor's cat... for some reason, the cat got fucked by EVERYONE after the shooting. Art mirrors life, it seems...

:LOL: LOL!!!

I know I'm not contributing anything to these, but this shit just totally makes my day. I guess I was suffering Ice withdrawal or something...

teller said:

Awww...

Hey, maybe you will be back in top form soon then, eh?

AzureStar said:

Eh...I never did have much of a sense of humor on here. Not like his stuff...I mean DAMN!

teller said:

But maybe soon there will be an interesting discussion between you and Tony that I can watch... that is what I meant by you being in top form again.

AzureStar said:

My game is on pretty good lately, actually...I've been beating up on Melissa for days now.

teller said:

I've read the majority of that thread... that's been going on for weeks now, hasn't it?

It is a good discussion!

AzureStar said:

What does that have to do with disguising your cock and nuts to look like Presidents from the past??? Hmmm?

:EVIL:

IceNine said:

teller said:

Just for that, Teller... you must disguise your cock to look like Bill Clinton and post pictures for the Prince.org patrons. I would suggest sticking it through a Big Mac and gluing an order of biggie-size fries to your hairy bean bag.

IceNine said:

Do I have to dye it grey?

teller said:

Of course! What are you, an amateur???

teller said:

If you have an excess of girth, you can dress it up as William Howard Taft.

IceNine said:

What if you're bent?