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Time to brag on yourself --- I'll have you know....

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I'll have you know that I come from a very long line of successful procreaters.

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wow....

this is just way too easy.

is there a catch???

i'll have you know

I'M KING BAD...

and over a billion mufukkkas

wanna be in my shoes....

I'll have you know that, at 716 lbs, I am the "heaviest" man that's ever lived in my state. That includes several counties in the area.

phatphuk said:

I'll have you know that, at 716 lbs, I am the "heaviest" man that's ever lived in my state. That includes several counties in the area.

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That's really impressive.

I'll bet you could get some acting jobs.

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QueenofCardboard said:

"...I'll bet you could get some acting jobs..."

Thanks for that.

Actually, I have "performed" in a couple specialty "Fatty Fetish" productions for the adult market — if that counts.

phatphuk said:

QueenofCardboard said:

"...I'll bet you could get some acting jobs..."

Thanks for that.

Actually, I have "performed" in a couple specialty "Fatty Fetish" productions for the adult market — if that counts.

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That isn't the kind of acting I was gonna suggest, but it definately does count.

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I'll have you know that I'm laughing my ass off.

wtf