Christopher said:

For you:

Christopher said:

did they give u some yogurt

to help u get rid

..

ppppp
[This message was edited Fri Apr 4 1:46:44 PST 2003 by Christopher]

Christopher said:

yogurt is cheaper

plus

u can eat the rest
..

stepinrazor said:

who applies it and eating from where?



(lil bit o' filth to tide u all by for the day ahead )

Christopher you little shit, you deleted all of your posts!

I "broke ass" at a department store once that was

really quite busy! My foot got caught in my daughters

stroller and next thing I knew my ass was on the ground!

Very embarassing!!

stepinrazor said:

...and ever since, you've had trouble speaking in complete sentences, right?

TheMico said:

:LOL:...

On Monday I went to 7-11 because it was right next to the bookstore and William & I wanted slurpees because it was so damn hot! I got to the cash register, the top of the slurpee popped off, and the contents went all over the counter.



Then I had to pay full price for half a slurpee!

I just thought of another one...
I was waitressing a number of years back and was carrying dirty dishes into the kitchen. My hands were full and i kicked the door open to walk into the kitchen of the restaurant and the guy washing the dishes was there and the floor was wet from all the dishes being washed.. WELLL... As i kicked the door open and walked into the kitchen, i took a slide that everyone in the restaurant saw.. I must have yelled so loud and between the dishes falling out of my hands and my butt hitting the ground.. It must have been quiet a site.. I was soo mortified i didn't even want to finish my shift.. The kid washing the dishes felt so bad, but i was soo mad that the floor was wet i cursed him in italian from here to hell and back!!! I was sooo angry!
I am glad I can laugh about it now though!

Natsume said:

Don't worry...I could still read his threads in your replies.

althom said:

Oh good, I'm glad you got the gist of it Pan.

Natsume said:

Natsume

althom said:

TheMico said:

naaa

i always had that problem

what's your excuse


..

nobody pooped their pants?

althom said:

Okay...I could really take over this thread, cos something embarrasing happens to me nearly every day...


Any way a couple of weeks ago, I went down to London, dressed and looking sexy as fuck, but when I got off the train, my damned zip from my bag got tangled into and stuck on my fishnet stockings, I had to walk along the platform bent right over holding my (heavy) bag real low, so as not to tear my stockings, until I could sit down and untangle them..I lost all my street cred in 2 minutes...

Ok that was funny as hell! I laughed until i cried! Thanks for the tax relief!


Of course, nothing embarrassing has ever happened to me so I won't be able to contribute!

Every time I start a new thread.

I was working at a thrift store one summer. Apparently one day some little brat got his mom's lipstick and started drawing stuff all over the walls throughout the store. Somehow throughout the course of the day I didn't notice this and accidentally rubbed up against it. When I got home and walked in the house, my mom had this look of horror on her face. I had lipstick all over the crotch of my jeans.

This next story wasnt me but we got a kick out of it. My sister was working at Fashion Bug, and her and some other people were putting together manequins. One of the girls had the wig in her hand while they were trying to attach the leg, and it got stuck in the crotch. They walked away from this nude female manequin with a wig stuck in its crotch to go in the back to get some tools. People were walking into the store seeing this, LOLOLOL.

When I was in grade school, i was really fat. There was a big grass hill outside of the school that we used to play on for recess. One day I fell going down the hill and ended up rolling the rest of the way down. For weeks, the big 'game' at recess was to try and drag me up on the hill and roll me down. I spent 30 min a day running away from people trying to drag me up on the hill.
[This message was edited Sat Apr 5 19:59:32 PST 2003 by Tom]

I can't think of any that are too terrible.

Going back to when I was a freshmen, there was this kid that was a junior... I thought he was beautiful. Tony Huff was his name. Anyways, I was in the cafeteria one day, sitting with my "friends" and I was talking about how I thought he was hot. And all my friends were snickering. I turned around and there he was. Standing there, listening, smile on his face, and then he laughed.

It wasn't so bad though. I was embarrassed, but then I found it all pretty fun.

Then, there's the time I asked salaciousV to teach me how to say, "I want to see you naked" or something like that so I could say it to Mr. Artiga in Spanish. Instead, she taught me to say, "Will you marry me." So, I wrote it down, figuring I can get a laugh out of it from ym friends, at least.

I end up showing it to Mr. Cox, a teacher I visit with along with my friend Amanda in between classes... I show it to him, and tell him Amanda wrote it for Mr. Artiga. To which he takes it, signs my name on it, and gives it to Artiga...

Needless to say, it was a long time before I could look at Mr. Artiga without feeling a bit red.

Hmm. Apart from that, I do some pretty odd shit anyway. I am a Foil Friend for god's sake. I've worn aluminum foil on my fingers and jumped off of chairs with a towel...err, cape on.

Hmm, I wrapped toilet paper around my head last year in Honor's English. I tied grammar books to the strings on my coat hood and went down the hall running so they would fly behind me.

Silly shit, really.

CarrieLee said:

Wanna know something worse? I applied for a job at Hot Topic and got turned down. That's gotta be even more embarrassing. It was around 7 years ago...

edit schmedit...
[This message was edited Sat Apr 5 20:45:08 PST 2003 by CarrieMpls]