missfee said:

I don't mean no harm...I respect the author's opinion and understand where she's coming from but as for me. I can give blowjobs and not expect to get eaten out, know why? Because I know I'm a beast at that bitch. It's an art to give quality blow jobs to men and not to toot my own horn (but I will ), I know that I'm excellent at it. I had a guy damn near in tears a few times afterwards and I've been told that I should receive a gold medal for this event. If you know that you can control men with this gracious act, why complain? Embrace it!!!!

Horsefeathers said:

Well, SHE, speaking of vaginas, but yeah.

Oops, my apologies. I think that would be even harder for a woman than a man, even with a cat-like skeletal structure...

3rdeyedude said:

For the women who have issues with this...sucking a dick is like licking a finger; you may get some "discharge", but nothing BIG until the END. Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end. Proud to say I have only eaten one snatch in my entire life, and I've been married to it for 20 years. Several blowjobs came my way in my single days, but when the female asked for that in return, she got laughed at.

purplethunder3121 said:

214 said:

i wouldn't do that, never.

Are you flexible enough to do that if you wanted? I read where a famous porn star was able to do that. But that might just be gossip.

My dick is not that big, actually i have to say it's not big at all.

missfee said:

I don't mean no harm...I respect the author's opinion and understand where she's coming from but as for me, I can give blowjobs and not expect to get eaten out, know why? Because I know I'm a beast at that bitch. It's an art to give quality blow jobs to men and not to toot my own horn (but I will ), I know that I'm excellent at it. I had a guy damn near in tears a few times afterwards and I've been told that I should receive a gold medal for this event. If you know that you can control men with this gracious act, why complain? Embrace it!!!! [Edited 7/22/16 15:39pm]

So you have a motor mouth, isn't it? you're an irresitible bitch.

UncleJam said:

For the women who have issues with this...sucking a dick is like licking a finger; you may get some "discharge", but nothing BIG until the END. Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end. Proud to say I have only eaten one snatch in my entire life, and I've been married to it for 20 years. Several blowjobs came my way in my single days, but when the female asked for that in return, she got laughed at.

Do you mean you didn't return the favor, if so, you're so mean.

UncleJam said:

214 said:

missfee said:

214 said:

So you have a motor mouth, isn't it? you're an irresitible bitch.

A motor mouth? What's that?

You got a big mouth, it means you eat lots of dicks and you¿re good at

CalhounSq said:

UncleJam said:

For the women who have issues with this...sucking a dick is like licking a finger; you may get some "discharge", but nothing BIG until the END. Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end. Proud to say I have only eaten one snatch in my entire life, and I've been married to it for 20 years. Several blowjobs came my way in my single days, but when the female asked for that in return, she got laughed at.

The fact that you're proud of this is what's laughable!

Well I was a "player", fooled with multiple females at a time. Certain things you dont do when you're Pimpin.

missfee said:

I don't mean no harm...I respect the author's opinion and understand where she's coming from but as for me, I can give blowjobs and not expect to get eaten out, know why? Because I know I'm a beast at that bitch. It's an art to give quality blow jobs to men and not to toot my own horn (but I will ), I know that I'm excellent at it. I had a guy damn near in tears a few times afterwards and I've been told that I should receive a gold medal for this event. If you know that you can control men with this gracious act, why complain? Embrace it!!!! [Edited 7/22/16 15:39pm]

You'll probably get a crapload of orgnotes with this comment....

Why are people getting so bent out of shape with her opinion?

She doesn't think it's fair to expect to get your dick sucked when you refuse to go down.

I used to think that everyone went down on each other - always. Boy, have I been told that I am wrong, turns out that not only do many dudes not go down but even more chicks don't give head.

Weirdos.

UncleJam said:

For the women who have issues with this...sucking a dick is like licking a finger; you may get some "discharge", but nothing BIG until the END. Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end. Proud to say I have only eaten one snatch in my entire life, and I've been married to it for 20 years. Several blowjobs came my way in my single days, but when the female asked for that in return, she got laughed at.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Guys are fairly easy to please in this regard, I wouldn't call a good blowjob "art."

Then again, I've never cried after one either .

↓ : But that's the best part! Well, that and watching her squirm : ↓

Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end.

PliablyPurple said:

Guys are fairly easy to please in this regard, I wouldn't call a good blowjob "art."

Then again, I've never cried after one either .

↓ : But that's the best part! Well, that and watching her squirm : ↓

Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end.

It's true.

XxAxX said:

UncleJam said:

For the women who have issues with this...sucking a dick is like licking a finger; you may get some "discharge", but nothing BIG until the END. Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end. Proud to say I have only eaten one snatch in my entire life, and I've been married to it for 20 years. Several blowjobs came my way in my single days, but when the female asked for that in return, she got laughed at.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Thus sayeth someone who never sucked dick.

JustErin said:

Why are people getting so bent out of shape with her opinion?

She doesn't think it's fair to expect to get your dick sucked when you refuse to go down.

I used to think that everyone went down on each other - always. Boy, have I been told that I am wrong, turns out that not only do many dudes not go down but even more chicks don't give head.

Weirdos.

If a chick doesn't want to suck my dick I won't hold it against her and it sure won't stop me from eating her out...pussy and ass.

UncleJam said:

For the women who have issues with this...sucking a dick is like licking a finger; you may get some "discharge", but nothing BIG until the END. Eating a snatch is a whole different ballgame...deep in the juice from beginning to end. Proud to say I have only eaten one snatch in my entire life, and I've been married to it for 20 years. Several blowjobs came my way in my single days, but when the female asked for that in return, she got laughed at.

LMAO

214 said:

Horsefeathers said:

214 said:

It's true.

Not necessarily. Done well, it won't take long, and those occasional greasy thigh kisses-- which is kind of like wiping your face-- are pretty awesome too. Nobody should be drowning or struggling to breathe or blowing snot bubbles or whatever. Unless that's their kink, I guess. Or so I've heard. I don't care whose virgin mouth has never touched a genital, or who gives and receives, but lol at some of the perceptions.

JustErin said:

I used to think that everyone went down on each other - always. Boy, have I been told that I am wrong, turns out that not only do many dudes not go down but even more chicks don't give head.

Weirdos.

Pretty sure that has to do with who has the upper hand in the relationship. If you're more into the other person than they are into you, you'll be more willing to go the extra distance to please them. Such is life.

purplethunder3121 said:

XxAxX said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Thus sayeth someone who never sucked dick.

Well, y'all got me there...but I think u know what i mean

purplethunder3121 said:

XxAxX said:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Thus sayeth someone who never sucked dick.

Exactly. There is an art to it. A science if you will. It is rare that you meet someone who actually knows how to do it well. Ladies, take a sex toy class (the one where the lady brings over a banana) or something on behalf of the next man you scrape with your teeth. But I bet women meet even fewer guys who know how to eat snatch. Guys, study porn and watch someone eat out a woman. Take notes on that shit. Trust me. It makes the sex ten times better if she is fully satisfied. Shit, I am starting to sound like Prince. I better get outta here.

Pokeno4Money said:

Horsefeathers said:

Lol also at porn study to learn how to lick the kitty. I guess it depends on what kind of porn you're into, but if you're into that hardcore heavy pounding stuff, maybe don't consider that as instructional video. Unless I'm the only girl who doesn't like feeling like someone is manhandling my lady station with a wet steak attached to a Dremel, and for the love of Xenu, when you suck on it, remember that you are not trying to draw venom out of a snake bite. Like these things are not necessarily THAT delicate, but they aren't made of Kevlar, either.

you're killing me .. yes, there really is an art to cunnilinging and NO oral sex is far, far better than painfully bad oral sex.