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PAIN!!! I caught my Penis in my zip today! Never felt pain like it before (even when i broke my leg last year), there wasn't much blood, but
i passed out as any real man would anyway!. 
Though i'd share this with ya! what's the craziest pain you ever experienced? |
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 ouch!!! | |
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they make no pill for that one | |
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"How the hell did you get the beans above the frank???" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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shausler said: they make no pill for that one
It was actually suck in the teeth of the zip.I had to be brave and yank that zip right back down. i'm going to start wearing underwear from this day forth. |
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IceNine said: "How the hell did you get the beans above the frank???"
I didn't tuck Jim away properly, i thought i had. |
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Marrk said: Never felt pain like it before (even when i broke my leg last year), there wasn't much blood, but
i passed out as any real man would anyway!.
Though i'd share this with ya! what's the craziest pain you ever experienced?  Now that's really using your head. | |
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This has happened to me twice in my life. It presents the most horrific of decisions...Do you zip up or down to release peeny flesh? It aint a good thing to see your dick skin enmeshed in a zipper.
Yikes!!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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As a kid when I went to the dentist...
he , supposedly. had to remove my front lower teeth. He grabbed a paper towel in his hand ,put it over my teeth...and YANKED!! With one foolproof swift action they popped out!! I walked out of there lookin like dracula with blood spewing down my chin. | |
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Marrk said: Never felt pain like it before (even when i broke my leg last year), there wasn't much blood, but
i passed out as any real man would anyway!.
Though i'd share this with ya! what's the craziest pain you ever experienced? I just passed out reading about it. I hope your OK now. I got the tip of mine stuck when I was 7 trying on some new trousers quickly that my mum bought me. It was then I fully understood the song 'Cry me a river'. Take it easy man  NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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I once got mine caught in someone else's zipper!
Try explaining that to the arresting Officer! | |
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IceNine said: "How the hell did you get the beans above the frank???"
I love that scene! "Come and have a look at this!" When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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 happy i don't have a penis  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: happy i don't have a penis Be glad, I can't stop touching it! | |
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SexGod said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: happy i don't have a penis Be glad, I can't stop touching it!  | |
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God I'm so glad that I'm a woman. :LOL::LOL: | |
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there was blood? ...
---> passes out and hits the floor. | |
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