i fear i must then go high brow for you

as it seems that crass is NOT the 'new black'....

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a roman walks into a bar and orders a 'martinus'

the bartender says "oh, you mean martini"

and the roman replies "if i wanted a double,

i would have asked for it"

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rene descartes walks into a bar

the bartender asks "is there anything i can get for you?"

descartes says "i think not" and vanishes...

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three logicians walk into a bar

the bartender asks "do you all want a beer?"

the first one says "i don't know" as well as the second.

the third logician exclaims "YES!!!"

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crass indeed...

[Edited 7/19/16 8:43am]

okay, I got the first 2, but that last one has me scratching my head.

morningsong said:

okay, I got the first 2, but that last one has me scratching my head.

perhaps luvsexy4all will deem to explain the joke

after all... it is 'highbrow' and lacks 'crass'...