Okay, I was fired today for trying to uphold the April Fools tradition...

I walked around the office all morning with my cock hanging out the front of my pants... when questioned about it, I said "April Fools" and they fired me. I clearly explained that it was an April Fools joke and they were still mad.

What the fuck?!!!

Some people have no sense of humor. You're better off w/out them.

:LOL:

Nothinbutjoy said:

Thanks for the moral support... I can't fucking believe how stuck up some people are. I told them that it was a fucking April Fools Day joke for fuck's sake!

Fuck!

teller said:

Yeah... I laughed all the way to my car and drove home.



Fuck this stupid would-be holiday!

i dread the 1st of april...

IceNine said:

I bet if you were a WOMAN and tried something similar everyone would think it funny and let you go about your business...

IceNine said:

:LOL::LOL:

bryanpage said:

That's what I'm saying... this is total discrimination!

Here is $100 dollars

It's my contribution to the Icenine Got Fired Fund... also known as the IGFF... smile... 8)

On Valentine's Day, I walk around with an exposed erection...

When people look at me funny I say, "Hey... Everyone else is walking around with a Heart-On, why is mine so obvious?"




Stupid made up holidays...

july said:

Thank you for your support!

ya doodle whacking freak

IceNine said:

roflmao

IceNine said:

No problem... shhh... placing another $100 bill in the hat... smile.. 8)

Don't worry, Chip and Dales is accepting applications.

pejman said:

Chip and Dale???

Damn... the last thing I need is a couple of animated chipmunks chewing my cock and nuts off.

IceNine said:

This might be the reasoning behind their decision:

1.They probably got jealous of your big penis and decided to fire you.

2.They probably couldn't believe how small it was, and then decided to fire you.

AbucahX said:

Number 2.

IceNine said:

That's not hard to believe.

I did this once but I use Dorittos as fig leaves on my but and frontal region, and then I munched away!

INSATIABLE said:

Number 2 was the April Fools joke.

:LOL:

IceNine said:

yeah right!

INSATIABLE said:

:LOL:

Don't get me wrong... it is really small but it isn't tiny.

IceNine said:

Thanks! I'm sure this info will come in handy in the future...

and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

IceNine said:

:LOL: I got fired too, but I'm sure YOU didn't deserve that. They probably got frighened from the shear magnitude of the damn thing.

Blackcat said:

:LOL: