An investor in the stock market was arrested after inverting $800 and in two weeks already had stocks and bonds worth $350 million!!!.
To the investigators he told that he came back in time from the year 2256, and that he planned to lose some money to not look so suspicious, but he couldn't resist. He also agreed to reveal the world where Bin Laden is hiding and the cure for AIDS, in return for letting him get back to his time machine and go back "home". But he wouldn't reveal where the machine is or how it works, "In case it falls to the wrong hands".
The Investigators claim they do not believe a word he's saying, but that no one can bring any evidense for his existance before December 2002.

(Taken from news.walla.co.il, this article is in Hebrew, so I just summed it up for ya)

Pretty cool!!! Did he also had the answer if the NPGMC came back and what the next Prince albums were???

Jasper said:

ChocolateInvasion said:

We don´t care for Bin Laden, we only wan´t to know about Prince!!!

Jasper said:

ADHD headbang:

This so called time traveller clearly hasn't seen "Back to the Future" or any Star Trek episodes! Everyone knows that if you change the past, it will affect the future! Basic law of time travel, that is.


Still at least he has a sense of humour.

ian said:

But who cares if the future will be different, if you get to be a millionaire?

Heavenly said:

Seriously though, my 10-year has been here before cause some of the things she says just don't seem quite right coming from a soul only 10 years young.

this was posted before by serpan99 don't ya'll read the threads? lol! smile... 8)

serpan99 03/28/03 10:20am 'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING

http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=42352


'TIME-TRAVELER' BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING
Wednesday March 19, 2003

By CHAD KULTGEN

NEW YORK -- Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges -- and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!

Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.

"We don't believe this guy's story -- he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar," says an SEC insider.

"But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.

"The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources."

The past year of nose-diving stock prices has left most investors crying in their beer. So when Carlssin made a flurry of 126 high-risk trades and came out the winner every time, it raised the eyebrows of Wall Street watchdogs.

"If a company's stock rose due to a merger or technological breakthrough that was supposed to be secret, Mr. Carlssin somehow knew about it in advance," says the SEC source close to the hush-hush, ongoing investigation.

When investigators hauled Carlssin in for questioning, they got more than they bargained for: A mind-boggling four-hour confession.

Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock plunges in history. Yet anyone armed with knowledge of the handful of stocks destined to go through the roof could make a fortune.

"It was just too tempting to resist," Carlssin allegedly said in his videotaped confession. "I had planned to make it look natural, you know, lose a little here and there so it doesn't look too perfect. But I just got caught in the moment."

In a bid for leniency, Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.

All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft."

However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.
http://www.weeklyworldnew...ceid=57352

:-O This is the most incredible thing i have ever heard... smile

Heavenly said:

What if he changes the future so he's never born though eh?

wonder how many time travelers out there haven't slipped up and been caught. . . .

One bad apple ruins it for everyone. heh heh

I'm actually here from the year 2196. But I didn't come back for the money, but for the dirty sex which does not exist in the future.

Somebody ask him what Carrie's boobies will look like then!

ChocolateInvasion said:

:LOL: :LOL: ADHD headbang!!

ChocolateInvasion said

That looks painful!