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a shot in the dark...
to get to the other side???


i know...typical!!

Teller said: A chicken's first duty is to itself. And only by living for itself is it able to achieve the things which are the glory of chickenkind. Such is the nature of achievement

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Ian said: We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.


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duck hunting


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Aerogram said: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

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Wellbeyond said: That depends on how you define "road".


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A typical politically correct person said: Don't blame the chicken! Society is to blame. The chicken did cross the road, but he or she was merely a victim of this racist, bigoted, sexist society. We are all to blame, for failing to provide.

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Sensual Melody said: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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Martin Luther King, Jr.said: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question.

IceNine said: Because it fucking wanted to. That's the fucking reason

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it was stapled to the baby

Sweetea said : The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

Battier said: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

KingBad said: If it didn't cluck, don't give a fuck.

Supernova said:

REDFEATHERS said: I don't know why, but fuck it made me horny.

:LOL:

:LOL:...

MrBliss said: to watch two female chickens make out... ...

This is a classic thread, MrBliss!

Excellent work!!!

:LOL:

This is indeed a great thread. What's more, you can really see some of these people saying that.

fuck me this ones actually funny
you bored hon?

shausler said:

do the funky chicken, now...

to liberate the people of iraq