KingBAD said:

KingBAD… the name's Christopher, buddy. marvelous night isn't it.

Yeah, if you like to get dogged!

KingBAD…no one man shall be ruler, therefore love must rule us all.

are you afraid of bats? I must have that disease, what's it called? It's called 'stupid'... we had fun, didn't we?

KingBAD…you're a bit of a maniac, aren't you?

the man in the moon is smiling, 4 he knows what I'm dreaming of.

if U ain't hip 2 the rare housequake, shut up already, damn!

ya sista ugly; that's the truth. She eat pizza in the back yard, sleep on the roof!

...I sincerely want to f*** the taste out of your mouth

your body's what I'm all about.

you're always on my mind, day and night, baby all the time!

it's so much better when we, take our time.

you can always change your underwear...

Style is puppy breath...

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KingBAD… why won't Jimmy pledge allegiance?

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pardon us 4 caring, we didn't know it was against the rules!

open your heart, open your mind.

the doctor say there's nothing that he can do.

if U love somebody, your life won't be in vain.

I'll give up all my lovers if u can make me shout...

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KingBAD… We have Porsche. We have cable. How about it BABY?

If u tell me 2 walk a straight line, I'll put on crooked shoes....

shall we do this thing by the books?

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shall we do this thing by the books?

shall we do this thing by the books?

do U dream straight up or do U dream in W's?

I can hang when U're around, but I'll surely die if U're not there.

get it up, bang bang, go and be gone!

pardon us for caring, we didn't know it was against the rules

KingBAD… did you say "kiss my face off"? 'Cuz I'd like that real well!

you know the Kama Sutra? I can rewrite it. In half as many words.

nothing's forbidden... and nothing's taboo.

this ain't cards, muthafucka... this is life... this is real...

baby, I just can't stand 2 see U happy, more than that, I hate 2 see U sad.

KingBAD… come bathe with me.

u ever had a crystal ball?

KingBAD… make sure ya put a pillow up under her ass! She likes that!

I just wanna hold U, hold U until U get satisfied.

when i blow that mind, Baby, I'm gonna drive U crazy.

KingBAD… what's it like inside your tamborine?

man, forget it. Girl ain't got no home training.

KingBAD… U are my hero, U are my future... see this gold chain around my waist? I wanna give it 2 U!

even when there's no peace outside my window, there's peace inside.

you want me to swivel in your love seat, don't you, babe?

your body's what I'm all about.

u just leave it all up 2 me, we could have a good time.

KingBAD… you're a bit of a maniac, aren't you?

I sincerely want to fuck the taste out of your mouth...

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Press one 4 the $, press 2 4 the dream,

and get ready 4 somethin' that U've never seen

9 out of 10 mortals agree 2day; 2 much fame causes spiritual decay.

I never imagined that love would rain on me and make me wanna settle down.

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Welcome to "the org", TMPletz… you know, you really SHOULD put on a dress and stop swearing so much.

life, it ain't real funky unless it's got that pop.

don't kiss the beast, be superior at least!

KingBAD said:

life, it ain't real funky unless it's got that pop.

don't kiss the beast, be superior at least!

KingBAD… guess I'm just a sucker in the Dream Factory, oh!

if U feel alright, let me hear U scream!

life, it ain't real funky unless it's got that pop.

don't kiss the beast, be superior at least!

KingBAD… every time I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes

don't abuse children or else they turn out like me.

life, it ain't real funky unless it's got that pop.

don't kiss the beast, be superior at least!

KingBAD… guess I'm just a sucker in the Dream Factory, oh!

if U feel alright, let me hear U scream!

baby, I just can't stand 2 see U happy, more than that, I hate 2 see U sad.

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XxAxX said:

I never imagined that love would rain on me and make me wanna settle down.

.

Settle down? More like knock you down, flat to the ground.

This is one crazy thread.....

KingBAD… I wanna top the rose petals that whisper sweet.

love is my color when I am shown love in return.

like a strawberry, chocolate, fender jazz, mashed potato fuzztone,

all over your thighs!

KingBAD… don't U know straight hair ain't got no curl?

I don't care 4 one night stands with trolley cars that juggle 17.

in the space, I mark human.

KingBAD… marry me 2day and 2night we'll make love until the world stops turning.

color U peach and black, color me takin' aback!

KingBAD… you did it to Mary's mom.. you did it to Mary's mom...! it must be easy to float with a head as swelled as yours!

come bathe with me.

this ain't cards, muthafucka... this is life... this is real..

.

… you ain't funky at all, you just a little ol' prude!

… now that I'm free I let the wind blow me.

KingBAD… I wanna top the rose petals that whisper sweet.

love is my color when I am shown love in return.

like a strawberry, chocolate, fender jazz, mashed potato fuzztone,

all over your thighs!

KingBAD… don't U know straight hair ain't got no curl?

I don't care 4 one night stands with trolley cars that juggle 17.

in the space, I mark human.

KingBAD… marry me 2day and 2night we'll make love until the world stops turning.

color U peach and black, color me takin' aback!

KingBAD… you did it to Mary's mom.. you did it to Mary's mom...! it must be easy to float with a head as swelled as yours!

come bathe with me.