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why did the chicken cross the road? ? | |
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a shot in the dark...
to get to the other side??? i know...typical!! you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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Teller said: A chicken's first duty is to itself. And only by living for itself is it able to achieve the things which are the glory of chickenkind. Such is the nature of achievement
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Ian said: We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.
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duck hunting . [This message was edited Sat Mar 29 5:01:09 PST 2003 by shausler] | |
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Aerogram said: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
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Wellbeyond said: That depends on how you define "road".
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A typical politically correct person said: Don't blame the chicken! Society is to blame. The chicken did cross the road, but he or she was merely a victim of this racist, bigoted, sexist society. We are all to blame, for failing to provide. | |
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Sensual Melody said: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.said: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives being called into question. | |
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IceNine said: Because it fucking wanted to. That's the fucking reason
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it was stapled to the baby | |
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Sweetea said : The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. | |
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and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Battier said: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. | |
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KingBad said: If it didn't cluck, don't give a fuck. | |
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Supernova said: | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I don't know why, but fuck it made me horny. | |
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:LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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:LOL:... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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MrBliss said: to watch two female chickens make out... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
Candy Dulfer is my boo... | |
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This is a classic thread, MrBliss!
Excellent work!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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This is indeed a great thread. What's more, you can really see some of these people saying that. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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fuck me this ones actually funny
you bored hon? How, i'm gonna make that booty boom...step back, give a girl some room....OH | |
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shausler said: | |
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do the funky chicken, now... | |
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to liberate the people of iraq | |
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