Mine is this:

A girl at work paid her best friend, who also works there, to go to a club and watch her husband to see if he's cheating on her. (Last week the husband and best friend were out and the wife didn't know and he went home with another girl). Well, it seems that everyone from work went to Tonic's last night and they decided it would be better to try and "set up" this girl's husband. So, one of the other girls came on to him and he took the bait. They then go back to the wife and tell her that, yes, he is one to cheat and now not only is she pissed the fuck off at everyone, but she doesn't believe them and believes him.

Silly stuff...

see penis' stereotype thread.

AzureStar said:

... people are a TRIP! ... a friend of mine was once hired by a woman he met to follow her hubby for the same reason... he was lovin' it playing 007

i haven't heard anything ridiculous today... but it's only 9.30 am ... and it is saturday... so it's just me and my baby here

Male otters grab females by the noses & try 2 drown them, then they rape them, as a way of mating.

MrBliss said:

That would be fun... to be the "detective" only if you didn't know either party! I heard about this today from this girl's best friend and I'm like, "You did what?!"

I mean... going to watch him and observe him with other women is one thing... still not a good idea, but to have a co-worker of this girl's go and hit on him and then go and tell her that he was interested in her and tell her what he said and did to her... ugh! What is wrong with people?! They need to THINK! How could they not think that she would be upset about it and even believe it in the first place? No woman wants to hear that her man is cheating on her or even considering it. Bad idea in the first place if you ask me. Especially when the wife feels unattractive because she's put on some weight and will work four nights a week with the one he made advances towards.

fox "news"

PURPLEJACKSON9 said:

You say that like it is a bad thing... they don't drown... it is just a little rough play.

This guy called "Chris" at work said that Emminem is the greatest rapper of all time!!

He was dead serious too!!

Stupid breeds stupid and they all run in the same circles.

ALTERofDALI said:

You would know, Dora, wouldn't you?

AzureStar said:

That's not Dora... I am not 100% sure who it is, but they have been in fights with Dora before.

IceNine said:

Of course it is... and you know that it is.

Anyway... this is all getting old.

I'm rollin' death tollin', of course the car's stolen
But I'm blind to what's wrong, all I want is what's golden
A fool in a fight, too dumb to know right
Fuckin' blue lights, read 'em their rights

Drama

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[This message was edited Fri Mar 28 16:40:24 PST 2003 by IceNine]

Well, two of my girl students got into a fight today, one of the girl called the other a "stuck up slut". I asked her why she called her a slut and her reply was "well she walks like one".
So I got tired of hearing her excuses and explanations, so I just sent her ass to the dean
[This message was edited Fri Mar 28 16:57:03 PST 2003 by lovebizzare]

IceNine said:

Ice-T is okay... but, Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time!

AzureStar said:

Oh my...I didn't know people still played those highschool games in the real Grown Up World...Girl run like hell don't get in the middle of the dumb shit...When u look for shit u always find it..The sad thing is she knew her man was a hoe the day she said "I do" she just put her biz all up in the work place...Shameful thang!!! I have not patients for Fools...Next Subject!

TigersLyric said:

They do...

bkw said:

There is NOTHING ridiculous about a good fart!!!

IceNine said:

All that chilli has to get out somehow!

bkw said:

Spoken like a man!

This doesn't quite fit the topic, but I thought it amusing.

My wife was walking along the street, minding her own business, when a strange woman came up to her and said "Oh, hello! It's you, isn't it?". Well, my wife had never seen this woman before (and she's good with faces), so she replied "Er, no, it's not." The stranger then said "No, it is you!". And this began a short argument on whether my wife was "you" or not.

Anyway, my wife tells it better, but I'd loved to have witnessed that little discussion.

MrBliss said:

yeah
that was cool
Did you ever come with me MrBliss ?
Or was it Canon Fonky D ? hehe

Wish I could do that again
Maybe I need to advertise...

FunkyStrange said:

no it was D i think dude

AzureStar said:

eminem ain't even good enough to step to ice-t and suck his big toe... ...


cops hate kids, kids hate cops
cops kill kids with warning shots
what is crime and what is not
what is justice? i think i forgot
we buy weapons to keep us strong
reagan sends guns where they don't belong
the controversy is thick and the drag is strong
but no matter the lies, we all know who's wrong

homeless sleep on the city streets
waitin' to die, with nothin' to eat
while rich politicians soak their feet
in the pools at the their ten million buck retreats

people hate people for color of face
no one had a choice in the race we were placed
a brother in queens was beaten and chased
murdered cold in the streets, a goddamn disgrace
just because of his race, his life went to waste
and no went to jail when the court heard the case
justice or curruption? it's all interlaced
how can you swallow this? i can't stand the taste

squeeze the trigger...

EllisDee said:

Yeah... I know.

AzureStar said:

recognize game, baby... :LOL:...

AzureStar said:

good lord