I get home from work and this mothafucka got a girl on my porch doing this shitπ‘π‘π‘...I gotta watch pornhub and he got hoesππ.....life ain't fair bruhππ....I should interrupt his ass and spray some raid in the airππ......but I ain't no hater tho...imma let his ass finish
APRIL FOOLS
i stomped they ass into a SPLAT!!!
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
i actually try not to kill bugs unless i have to. try to just move them outside. i changed because once upon a time i realized the scale of me from the universe's point of view... i'm not even as significant as a cockroach. might as well show mercy when i can. just my 2cents
What's disgusting is that he DID stomp their ass into a splat - I believe that all sexual activity should be encouraged.....as much as possible
you mad???
Did you stomp his girlfriend too....? You're CRUEL..... But after you did that, and threw her bits all around, were there literally hoes in different area codes?
...on a side note, what's with you and the videos, man? I remember you posting a pic of yourself here, and a female Orger remarking how good looking you were, so..... what's up, man?
Not trying to pry or anything, just..... asking...
...on a side note, what's with you and the videos, man? I remember you posting a pic of yourself here, and a female Orger remarking how good looking you were, so..... what's up, man?
Not trying to pry or anything, just..... asking...
i did what to who when, where, why???
i still loook good as fukkk
and i have no memory
of which you speak (off hand)
i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
i actually try not to kill bugs unless i have to. try to just move them outside. i changed because once upon a time i realized the scale of me from the universe's point of view... i'm not even as significant as a cockroach. might as well show mercy when i can. just my 2cents
yeah so, the other day i found a big reddish spider in the hall, too big and perky to just leave there and know it is running around where i walk barefoot.
.
so, in an effort ot be 'merciful' i trapped it in a glass and moved it outside on to the front walk where i gave it the shove off.
.
then, a huge blizzard came through and snowed up the place, dropped us down to twenty degrees. probably killed the spider after all.
.
i'm not sure what the moral is there. just thought i'd mention what happened since we're sharing stories
i actually try not to kill bugs unless i have to. try to just move them outside. i changed because once upon a time i realized the scale of me from the universe's point of view... i'm not even as significant as a cockroach. might as well show mercy when i can. just my 2cents
yeah so, the other day i found a big reddish spider in the hall, too big and perky to just leave there and know it is running around where i walk barefoot.
.
so, in an effort ot be 'merciful' i trapped it in a glass and moved it outside on to the front walk where i gave it the shove off.
.
then, a huge blizzard came through and snowed up the place, dropped us down to twenty degrees. probably killed the spider after all.
.
i'm not sure what the moral is there. just thought i'd mention what happened since we're sharing stories
I dare you to try that with THIS spider!
As for being merciful, I'll show mercy to spiders, ants, crickets, and almost anything except German roaches. It's either them or me. If you see one, there's a thousand of the disease-carrying pests. Fortunately, I haven't seen any in years because of a very effective pest control man.
"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
yeah so, the other day i found a big reddish spider in the hall, too big and perky to just leave there and know it is running around where i walk barefoot.
.
so, in an effort ot be 'merciful' i trapped it in a glass and moved it outside on to the front walk where i gave it the shove off.
.
then, a huge blizzard came through and snowed up the place, dropped us down to twenty degrees. probably killed the spider after all.
.
i'm not sure what the moral is there. just thought i'd mention what happened since we're sharing stories
I dare you to try that with THIS spider!
As for being merciful, I'll show mercy to spiders, ants, crickets, and almost anything except German roaches. It's either them or me. If you see one, there's a thousand of the disease-carrying pests. Fortunately, I haven't seen any in years because of a very effective pest control man.
As for being merciful, I'll show mercy to spiders, ants, crickets, and almost anything except German roaches. It's either them or me. If you see one, there's a thousand of the disease-carrying pests. Fortunately, I haven't seen any in years because of a very effective pest control man.
that picture ain't real
This is the biggest spider in the world:
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
I hate spiders wholeheartedly i'm so afraid of them.
me too but they're really cool. intelligent, can spin webs, eat bugs, and just... really cool. creepy but cool. what do they 'think'? i realize spiders are arachnid,. unrelated to cockroaches, but has anyone ever really studied insect intelligence beyond establishing hive minds and such?