In honor of The Hag and in appreciation of funkpill:

A woman was a HUGE Merle Haggard fan, so she went to a tattoo artist and asked him to tattoo Merle's face on the inside of her left thigh. She didn't want Merle to be lonely, so she asked him to tattoo George Jone's face on the inside of her other thigh.

When he was finished, she looked down and said, "Those don't look anything like Merle and George!" The tattoo artist replied, "Yes they do! I'll prove it!"

He went outside to find someone but all he could find was a drunk. No matter - he took the drunk inside, placed him between the woman's legs, and said, "Now tell us - who are those guys?"

The drunk looked back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. He emerged from between the woman's legs and said, "I don't know who the two fellas on the sides are, but that guy in the middle is Willie Nelson!"

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[Edited 4/8/16 6:16am]

funkpill said:

Or you will get high on the hog.

RodeoSchro said:

In honor of The Hag and in appreciation of funkpill:

A woman was a HUGE Merle Haggard fan, so she went to a tattoo artist and asked him to tattoo Merle's face on the inside of her left thigh. She didn't want Merle to be lonely, so she asked him to tattoo George Jone's face on the inside of her other thigh.

When he was finished, she looked down and said, "Those don't look anything like Merle and George!" The tattoo artist replied, "Yes they do! I'll prove it!"

He went outside to find someone but all he could find was a drunk. No matter - he took the drunk inside, placed him between the woman's legs, and said, "Now tell us - who are those guys?"

The drunk looked back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. He emerged from between the woman's legs and said, "I don't know who the two fellas on the sides are, but that guy in the middle is Willie Nelson!"

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[Edited 4/8/16 6:16am]

Funniest joke I've heard in a long time... even without the punchline.

[Edited 4/10/16 15:47pm]