Sony launches real-life Proton Pack

To coincide with the new Ghostbusters movie, Sony is releasing a genuine Proton Pack that is capable of capturing content from a parallel dimension. Developed in collaboration with nuclear engineer and munitions expert Dr. Jillian Holtzmann, the 2016 Proton Pack works just like the movie version.

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“The perfection of the Proton PackTM, long a dream of the world’s greatest engineers since first pioneered by Dr. Egon Spengler of Columbia University, is an example of Sony’s relentless pursuit of innovation,” Sony President and CEO Kazuo Hirai said in a statement. “It absolutely delivers the wow factor that is so important to our company mission.”

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Here's what Sony's saying about the Proton Pack:

The Proton Pack is equipped with a state-of-the-art, miniaturized superconducting synchrotron, which accelerates injected protons from a hydrogen plasma cell. Superconducting temperatures are maintained by a liquid helium reservoir, and an active cryocooler ensures that operational time vastly exceeds that available from a cryogen dewar alone. Adaptive beam-steering technology guides the proton beam to an ergonomic wand, which doubles as a beam-halo tuning cavity to provide maximum down-range accuracy. The backpack form factor allows built-in psychokinetic grounding to the user's spinal column, eliminating spectral noise feedback loops.

In development for over 30 years, the Proton Pack benefits from the newest innovations from Sony Corporation's acclaimed products. Weighing 6.66 kilograms/14.68 pounds, the Proton Pack incorporates the same STAMINA Mode featured in Sony Mobile Communications' latest Xperia smartphones, allowing its user to keep the battery going longer. The Proton Pack integrates the same super slow motion capture capability as Sony's Cyber-shot RX series premium compact cameras, allowing users to capture the matter in 960 frames-per-second high frame rates and accurately record the movement of its target. Its embedded Sony 4K Ultra Short Throw Projector allows users to view captured matter in real time. Near Field Communications technology will make it possible to connect the Proton Pack wirelessly to other Sony products such as BRAVIA televisions and Xperia smartphones to view, forward, and share entities, redefining the terms image capture and screen grab. The Proton Pack is water and slime-proof.

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The device is powered by a miniaturised superconducting synchrotron, which accelerates injected protons from a hydrogen plasma cell which boasts a liquid helium reservoir to maintain temperature. The unit weighs a surprisingly light 6.66 kilograms and boasts an ergonomic footprint that aligns with the wearers spinal column. There’s also an option for wirelessly capturing spectral footage with Sony accessories (sold separately.) You can check out all the specs in the below video:

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purplethunder3121 said:

Sony launches real-life Proton Pack

To coincide with the new Ghostbusters movie, Sony is releasing a genuine Proton Pack that is capable of capturing content from a parallel dimension. Developed in collaboration with nuclear engineer and munitions expert Dr. Jillian Holtzmann, the 2016 Proton Pack works just like the movie version.

.

“The perfection of the Proton PackTM, long a dream of the world’s greatest engineers since first pioneered by Dr. Egon Spengler of Columbia University, is an example of Sony’s relentless pursuit of innovation,” Sony President and CEO Kazuo Hirai said in a statement. “It absolutely delivers the wow factor that is so important to our company mission.”

.

Here's what Sony's saying about the Proton Pack:

The Proton Pack is equipped with a state-of-the-art, miniaturized superconducting synchrotron, which accelerates injected protons from a hydrogen plasma cell. Superconducting temperatures are maintained by a liquid helium reservoir, and an active cryocooler ensures that operational time vastly exceeds that available from a cryogen dewar alone. Adaptive beam-steering technology guides the proton beam to an ergonomic wand, which doubles as a beam-halo tuning cavity to provide maximum down-range accuracy. The backpack form factor allows built-in psychokinetic grounding to the user's spinal column, eliminating spectral noise feedback loops.

In development for over 30 years, the Proton Pack benefits from the newest innovations from Sony Corporation's acclaimed products. Weighing 6.66 kilograms/14.68 pounds, the Proton Pack incorporates the same STAMINA Mode featured in Sony Mobile Communications' latest Xperia smartphones, allowing its user to keep the battery going longer. The Proton Pack integrates the same super slow motion capture capability as Sony's Cyber-shot RX series premium compact cameras, allowing users to capture the matter in 960 frames-per-second high frame rates and accurately record the movement of its target. Its embedded Sony 4K Ultra Short Throw Projector allows users to view captured matter in real time. Near Field Communications technology will make it possible to connect the Proton Pack wirelessly to other Sony products such as BRAVIA televisions and Xperia smartphones to view, forward, and share entities, redefining the terms image capture and screen grab. The Proton Pack is water and slime-proof.

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The device is powered by a miniaturised superconducting synchrotron, which accelerates injected protons from a hydrogen plasma cell which boasts a liquid helium reservoir to maintain temperature. The unit weighs a surprisingly light 6.66 kilograms and boasts an ergonomic footprint that aligns with the wearers spinal column. There’s also an option for wirelessly capturing spectral footage with Sony accessories (sold separately.) You can check out all the specs in the below video:

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what could possibly go wrong?

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The unit weighs a surprisingly light 6.66 kilograms

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