PORNO CHARADES!

I have this thing about porno rip-offs (u know, where they put out some lame-ass skin-flick marketed loosely around the latest big or 'in' movie) It's become a bit of a hobby in a way, and I currently have around seventy titles that just crack me up when I look at them - I just wondered if anyone on here has any they can add 2 it (as far as im concerned, u have free riegn here - so they dont have 2 actually exist) Be as imaginative as u like, but the 2 rules must apply:

1) It must be based on a title of a movie/TV show

2) It must be as funny/'clever' as possible


Ill start with u off with some of my favourites...

Hung-Fu
Hannah and Her Fisters
Robocock
On Golden Shower
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Hung
King Dong
The Little Spermaid
Schindler’s Fist
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Saturday Night Beaver
Gang-Bangs of New York
Chitty Shitty Gang-Bang
Honey I Blew the Kids[/b]
(I know I shouldnt laugh, but damn, that's funny)
I Know Who You Blew Last Summer
I Know Who You Blew Last Summer Too!
Homo Alone 2: Lost In Your Ass
When Harry Ate Sally
Guess Who‘s Cumming At Dinner
I Dream of Weenie
My Big Fat Greek Cock
You‘ve Got She-Male
Breakfast Is Tiffany
A Fist Called Wanda
Poke-a-hot-ass
Glad-he-ate-her
Clitter
The Man With The Golden Cum
The Sperminator
Dong With The Wind
The Amityville Whore...

U get the picture! Go 2 it!
Im expecting...BIG things from u all!

Batman and Throbbin'
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
I'm KooKoo for CoCo Cocks!

Shaving Ryan's Privates
How the West Was Hung
Lord of the Cock Ring
I Know Who You Blew Last Summer
Going Down and Coming Out in Beverly Hills
Raiders of the Lost Arse
Hellrazer
Terms of Endowment
Dawson's Crack
Forest Rump
Guess Who's Cumming at Dinner
You've Got Male
The Man With the Golden Rod
Prick à Porter
Sauna Paradiso
Sex Psycho
Earth Guys Are Easy
A Beautiful Behind
American Booty

Much love Pochacco

Oooh, y'all are forgetting some clASSics...

Edward Penishands
Hine-feld
The Ospornes
Bedman and Throbbin (the villain, of course, was Pussywoman)

The beauty and the fist

Batman and Throbbin' was HOT HOT HOT.

A Few Good Hymen
Beverley Hills Cock
Bound For Glory Holes
Bang The Bum Slowly
Black Cock Down
Annie Get Your Cum
James and The Giant Dildo
Who‘s Eating Gilbert Grape?
The Man With The Golden Cum
Guess Who‘s Cumming At Dinner
How Stella Got Her Ass Fucked
Secretions of The Divine Ya-Ya Sisterhood

and one of my all time faves:

Dong With The Wind

eleven said:

I've seen the throbbin one for real, just thought I'd share

Anxiety said:

seen EdwardsPenishands too

here's some real ones:



recently saw Gingers Island, Nina Hartley plays Mrs.Powel and they call the professor the doctor... the rest I'm sure you can guess what they all do


also Miami Spice

MissCute said:

That is my movie!

I found these under my bed;

Fuck It Forward
The Sexth Sense
Close Encounters of the XXX Kind
Crouching Hooker Hidden Dildo
The Mattress: Reloaded
Poke-a-hot-ass
How To Make An American Quim
Monster's Balls
Four Weddings and a Circle Jerk
The Sexorcist
XXX-Men
When Harry Ate Sally
Lapdancer In The Dark

legally banged(legally blonde)
8 inch(mile)
Y tu mama tambien part V1

will does grace
dawsons crack
muffy

This is the funniest thread I've read in ages.

Hairy Potter and the wizards sleeve

what a thread

i love you banana cologne!

JaneyPoos said:

As do I! He's great isnt he!? bananacologne

:O

bananacologne said:

I'm ashamed to admit it but that title just caused some
movement.


I think I felt movement


Those who watched Seinfeld know what I'm talking about

IstenSzek said:
Those who watched Seinfeld know what I'm talking about

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I just watched Hine-feld, and I am no longer king of my domain.

Anxiety said:

He could have had any woman he wanted to, but none could
match the beauty of his own hand...

by JD's and JaneyPoo's posts
and...almost gained my 1st gold star from haystack no-less! WOW!

*close-just-seemingly-not-close-enough-edit*

Great thread. If U wanna gold , here is 1 from me

bananacologne said:

Brilliant. Keep that.