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"The rivers have TWO CUPS!" (Talking In Your Sleep with Penis) My gf told me this is what I kept saying over and over in my sleep to her the other night.
Any idea what it might mean? Apparently I was pretty adamant about it. Could it be that I was a mouthpiece for a spirit of some kind and this was its message? 
Have YOU been told that you said something ODD in your sleep recently? . _________________________________________________
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Joan and Melissa Rivers will be coming to your house for coffee soon? I'm firmly planted in denial |
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It's about sex.  | |
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No, but I was told the other night that I was giggling in my sleep. Something must have been pretty damned funny!
I have no idea what that might mean... "The rivers have TWO CUPS". No idea... | |
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althom said: It's about sex.
what, my sleep-talking or yours? do tell! _________________________________________________
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it clearly means that you wanna bang Lenny Kravitz | |
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MrBliss said: it clearly means that you wanna bang Lenny Kravitz
that's what your gf said to you, eh? . [This message was edited Thu Mar 27 14:35:16 PST 2003 by Penis] _________________________________________________
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fellas... here's a cute little trick you can play on your partner... i used to do this with an ex girlfriend of mine... tell them that through the night, they were saying a work colleague's name in a very sexual way... such as " harder ___ harder" ... you must act all hurt and shit while you're telling them... i find it best to just put on a wounded face and let them drag this info out of you... they will be so mortified that they will do anything to make it up to you  ... last time i did this, i got a new guitar and 3 blowjobs a day for a month!  | |
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MrBliss said: fellas... here's a cute little trick you can play on your partner... i used to do this with an ex girlfriend of mine... tell them that through the night, they were saying a work colleague's name in a very sexual way... such as " harder ___ harder" ... you must act all hurt and shit while you're telling them... i find it best to just put on a wounded face and let them drag this info out of you... they will be so mortified that they will do anything to make it up to you
... last time i did this, i got a new guitar and 3 blowjobs a day for a month!  | |
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althom said: MrBliss said: fellas... here's a cute little trick you can play on your partner... i used to do this with an ex girlfriend of mine... tell them that through the night, they were saying a work colleague's name in a very sexual way... such as " harder ___ harder" ... you must act all hurt and shit while you're telling them... i find it best to just put on a wounded face and let them drag this info out of you... they will be so mortified that they will do anything to make it up to you
... last time i did this, i got a new guitar and 3 blowjobs a day for a month! | |
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AzureStar said: althom said: MrBliss said: fellas... here's a cute little trick you can play on your partner... i used to do this with an ex girlfriend of mine... tell them that through the night, they were saying a work colleague's name in a very sexual way... such as " harder ___ harder" ... you must act all hurt and shit while you're telling them... i find it best to just put on a wounded face and let them drag this info out of you... they will be so mortified that they will do anything to make it up to you
... last time i did this, i got a new guitar and 3 blowjobs a day for a month!  | |
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MrBliss said: fellas... here's a cute little trick you can play on your partner... i used to do this with an ex girlfriend of mine... tell them that through the night, they were saying a work colleague's name in a very sexual way... such as " harder ___ harder" ... you must act all hurt and shit while you're telling them... i find it best to just put on a wounded face and let them drag this info out of you... they will be so mortified that they will do anything to make it up to you
... last time i did this, i got a new guitar and 3 blowjobs a day for a month! you slimey, lenny-loving...etc  _________________________________________________
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THIS IS JUST IN:
Apparently I also said: "The hand is coming, the hand is coming!" in a very scared voice. _________________________________________________
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