An old Jewish woman named Mrs. Gushman walks into a travel agency.

"I want to go to Tibet!" she screams at the travel agent.

The travel agent says, "Oh no, Mam, you don't want to go to Tibet, how about somewhere safer, like the Forida Keys or maybe Hawaii?"

"I WANT TO GO TO TIBET!"

So reluctantly, the travel agent books her a trip to Tibet.

When Mrs. Gushman gets there, she immediately makes inquires to see the High Lama. She is told by everyone that it is impossible, the monks themselves have to fast and mediate for up to ten years before they are even allowed to ask one question of the High Lama.

But Mrs. Gushman pushes and pushes until she is being helped up a mountian by sherpas to see the High Lama.

The sherpas get word in advance to the High Lama that this Crazy American Jew Lady is trying to see him, but to their complete amazement the High Lama grants the request.

So the sherpas get Mrs. Gushman to the top of the mountian and leave her alone with the High Lama. The High Lama looks at Mrs. Gushman and Mrs. Gushman says to him, "Irving, when are you coming home? Your father's worried!"